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SWIMFAN
A high school swimming champ
has what he thinks is a one-night stand with a sexy new student
who then proceeds to stalk him.
CAST: Jesse Bradford, Erika Christensen, Shiri Appleby, Kate Burton,
Clayne Crawford, Jason Ritter, Kia Joy Goodwin, Dan Hedaya
DIRECTOR: John Polson
"Teenage
boy with teenage girlfriend beds teenage girl who isn't his girlfriend.
The latter turns out to be psycho. (She has a fatal attraction.)
Add pet bunny. Stir...it's too bad that director John Polson didn't
have either the will or the foresight to push the film to full-blown
camp...Neither Polson nor screenwriters Charles Bohl and Phillip
Schneider, or anyone else connected with the movie, seems to really
like kids. Here's hoping the kids feel the same." --Manohla
Dargis, The Los Angeles Times
"'Swimfan' is not 'Fatal Attraction.' Or maybe it is, with a younger
cast but the same lesson Michael Douglas learned the hard way--that
a one-night stand with a psycho is the gift that keeps on giving...The
good news in this movie is Erika Christensen, the hot young actress
who played a well-off druggie in 'Traffic'...Christensen is a bold
actress with chilly frosting. For much of the movie, her character
seems determined, sophisticated and bemused, rather than just plain
nuts... 'Swimfan' is surprisingly serious for a teen movie in which
people die or become otherwise incapacitated. It preaches against
the perils of infidelity like a humorless sex-ed class." -- Jami
Bernard, The New York Daily News
"Until the story runs amok about two-thirds of the way into the
movie, 'Swimfan' is a reasonably tingly and credible stalker movie...[Jesse]
Bradford oozes a bland earnestness that is typical of stars of his
generation...Any real-life teenager facing such a catastrophe would
flail and fall apart. But today's male teenage stars are rarely
allowed to cry on the screen. It's too messy, unheroic and bad for
the box office." -- Stephen Holden,
The New York Times
"The traditional male fear that an 'easy' girl may be crazy, perhaps
murderously so, is what gives 'Swimfan' its initial effectiveness...Unfortunately,
'Swimfan' falls victim to sloppy plotting, an insultingly unbelievable
final act and a villainess who is too crazy to be interesting...About
two-thirds of the way through, a stupid, hyperbolic sensibility
takes control of the project, running it screaming off the rails."
-- Jonathan Foreman, The New York
Post
"Except for the details, nearly everything in the movie is familiar.
And even some of the details are familiar...But the young cast tries
so very hard. Christensen, with one of those roundy-round faces
and the heart-shaped lips and baby-blue beamers of the cutest cherub,
turns out to make a very creepy psycho. When she cranks up the smile,
her whole face lights up and she's every dad's dream daughter. But
when the voices in her head take over, those blue eyes go dead,
as she's closed out all moral considerations and exists solely as
a slave to her own appetites." -- Stephen
Hunter, The Washington Post
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