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PART I (FROM A THROUGH M)
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A
ALL GOOD THINGS:
Ryan Gosling, Kirsten Dunst, Frank Langella, Jeffrey Dean Morgan
(Directed by Andrew Jarecki; Written by Andrew Jarecki, Marc Smerling,
Marcus Hinchey; The Weinstein Co.) Real estate is almost always
a profitable game to play in Manhattan, but sometimes it can be
murder. Literally, as it turns out in this thriller about a wealthy
family that plays--and perhaps slays--together. The movie marks
the fictional-feature debut of Andrew Jarecki, who directed “Capturing
the Friedmans,” the chilling documentary about a very different
sort of family.
Click here to
read about more new murderpix.
ATLAS SHRUGGED:
Angelina Jolie (Directed by Vadim Perelman; Written by Randall Wallace;
Lionsgate) When “Atlas Shrugged,” Ayn Rand’s follow-up
to her cult novel “The Fountainhead,” was published
in 1957, most critics did not shrug. But they did snarl and go on
to brand the book as arrogant, elitist, and downright fascistic.
But that didn’t stop idolatrous readers from turning “Atlas
Shrugged” into an enduring, top-selling tome. Nor did it stop
the unceasingly audacious Angelina Jolie from tackling the role
of Dagny Taggart, the made-of-steel, ego-driven industrialist who
is the heroine of Rand’s doggedly humorless tale. Smarty-pants
Dagny never for a second doubts that her superior intellectual and
physical attributes entitle her to universal acclaim and unlimited
privilege. And she does not hesitate to use two of her discarded
lovers to promote the cause of her one true love, the profoundly
pompous visionary John Galt. As critic Joe Queenan pointed out in
a 2007 New York Times essay, “Despite being one of the worst
books ever written, ‘Atlas Shrugged’ is no fun at all.”
To read about more new movies based on books,
click here.
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BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS
Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes, Val Kilmer, Brad Dourif, Jennifer Coolidge, Fairuza Balk, Shawn Hatosy, Shea Whigham, Xzibit, Denzel Whitaker, Vondie Curtis-Hall, Tom Bower, Brandi Coleman, Irma P. Hall
Directed by Werner Herzog
Written by William M. Finkelstein
Nu Image Films
If you had the warped pleasure of observing scruples-deprived cop Harvey Keitel chisel, cheat, screw, masturbate, sniff, swill, kill and sob (particularly over the rape of a gorgeous young nun by a gang of inglourious New York basterds) in Abel Ferrara’s 1992 dark, overheated “Bad Lieutenant,” why would you bother to see this remake?
Maybe because the setting on this occasion is not hopelessly decadent New York, but moderately decadent New Orleans. And the auteur x-raying this infected turf is not Abel Ferrara, notorious for his bad taste, but Germany’s legendarily uncompromising Werner Herzog, director of “Even Dwarfs Started Small,” “Aguirre, The Wrath of God,” “Stroszek,” “Woyzeck” and “Fitzcarraldo.” Also, there is no nunsense on display here, only the plight of Eva Mendes as a severely put-upon prostitute.
In place of Keitel, who played the conspicuously nameless Bad Lieutenant, we get Nicolas Cage, an actor who never said no when invited to go over the top. He plays Terence McDonagh, a homicide detective who’s promoted to the rank of lieutenant after performing an uncharacteristic act of heroism during Hurricane Katrina—an act that leaves him with chronic backache. Showing symptoms of being rotten to the core, McDonagh feels his badge is a free pass to seek release from his pain in illegal drugs, and he is not above feeding his hunger for cocaine and Vicodin by means that are beastly at best. For those who stand in his way, you can bet there will be blood aplenty.
Dope, alas, is not McDonagh’s only weakness. The lieutenant is also insatiably hooked on sex, which means hard times for the ladies of the Big Easy night. Among those assisting or hindering this hugely flawed man of the law on what could be a journey to the depths of hell or to spiritual salvation are Val Kilmer, Brad Dourif, Jennifer Coolidge, Fairuza Balk, Shawn Hatosy, Xzibit, Denzel Whitaker, Vondie Curtis-Hall and Irma P. Hall.
Opening date to be announced
THE BRAZILIAN JOB:
Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron, Jason Statham, Seth Green, Mos Def
(Directed by F. Gary Gray; Written by David Twohy; Paramount) Wahlberg,
Theron, Statham, Green and Def--the slick, stylish quintet of thieves
who thrilled us with their bravado in 2003’s “The Italian
Job”--are set to thrill us again, this time by pulling a red-hot
heist in Rio de Janeiro. All they need is a director who can whip
up the smart combination of humor, action and sexiness that made
crime pay the last time around. And presumably that’s what
they’ve got, since this sequel is being masterminded by F.
Gary Gray, the man in charge of the original caper. Actually, the
“original” was a remake of 1969’s “Italian
Job,” directed by Peter Collinson and starring Michael
Caine, Noel Coward, Raf Vallone, Rossano Brazzi and Margaret
Blye. And that was good criminal fun, too.
BROTHERS:
Tobey Maguire, Jake Gyllenhaal, Natalie Portman (Directed by Jim
Sheridan; Written by David Benioff; Relativity Media) There was
a time when some moviegoers had difficulty telling the difference
between Tobey Maguire and Jake Gyllenhaal. Finally, we got the picture:
Tobey was a climber of skyscrapers; Jake was a herder of sheep.
More than ever, it will be important to tell the stars of “Spider-Man”
and “Brokeback Mountain” apart in “Brothers,”
a drama in which a dutiful young man goes off to combat in Afghanistan,
leaving his wife and child in the care of a younger brother not
known for his dependability. The four-square sibling is played by
Maguire, and Gyllenhaal plays the rebel without a conspicuous cause.
The role of the woman responsible for expanding their fraternal
relationship into a love triangle has gone to Natalie Portman. “Brothers”
is a remake, so if you’re eager for more details, check out
Susanne Bier’s 2004 Danish-language film starring Ulrich Thomsen,
Nikolaj Lie Kaas and Connie Nielsen.
BURN AFTER READING:
Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Frances McDormand, John Malkovich (Directed
by Joel Coen; Written by Ethan and Joel Coen; Focus Features) You’re
not really a top male star in today’s Hollywood until you’ve
played a hit man, something Brad Pitt did with aplomb in “Mr.
& Mrs. Smith,” wherein he was assigned the challenging
task of bumping off his wife, a spitfire who was hired to terminate
her husband (and we all know who played the feisty hit woman. At
any rate, it’s high time for George Clooney, Brad’s
prime competitor in the superstar sweepstakes, to play an ace assassin,
which is what he is doing on this playfully morbid Coen brothers
occasion. Who are his targets? Not sure, but one of them might well
be Ozzie Cox (John Malkovich), the former CIA agent who manages
to misplace the manuscript of his tell-all book about his days as
a spy. Another potential victim: Ozzie’s rabidly unfaithful
wife (Frances McDormand). And possibly there is a bullet waiting
for Brad Pitt, as a man of mystery who may be linked to Ozzie’s
mate, or even to Ozzie himself. Opening date
to be announced
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THE CALLER:
Frank Langella, Elliott Gould, Laura Harring,
Anabel Sosa, Helen Stenborg, Gregory Ellis, Axel Feldmann (Directed
by Richard Ledes; Written by Richard Ledes and Alain Didier-Weill;
Belladonna Productions) Whistle
blowers are, almost by definition, losers. They may experience a
rush of pride, a flash of glory for their role in exposing the corrupt
schemes and brutal deeds of their corporate bosses, but in the end
they are the ones left without a job or friends to offer a supporting
hand. Or sometimes--as in the case of Jimmy Stevens, a tell-all
employee at a firm whose top executives are guilty of major criminal
activity (including murder) in Latin America--they are left without
much hope of staying alive. That’s why Jimmy (Frank Langella)
hires Frank Turlotte, a quirky but reliable private eye (Elliott
Gould) to keep tabs on people who might be tailing him. Before long,
Turlotte suspects that the man he should be tailing is Jimmy Stevens
himself. And it seems clear that the detective should not lose sight
of the femme fatale played by Laura Harring (slinking back on track
in the aftermath of all the schlock roles that followed her dynamite
performance in David Lynch’s “Mulholland Drive.”)
This noir thriller is one of what appears to be a trio of upcoming
winners for veteran actor Frank Langella, the other two being “Frost/Nixon,”
in which he creates his Tony Award performance as the disgraced
Tricky Dicky, and “All Good Things,” a murder mystery
from Andrew Jarecki, director of the terrific documentary, “Capturing
the Friedmans.” And it’s good to have Elliott Gould
back in what sounds like a role of substance. Click
here for Guy Flatley's 1973 New York Times interview with Elliott
Gould.
CAROUSEL:
Hugh Jackman (Fox 2000) “The Sound of Music” made a
big, big noise at the 1963 box office. Despite Julie Andrews’
ravishing voice and perky spirit, however, the movie was basically
a bore. That, alas, was also true of numerous other screen adaptations
of Rodgers & Hammerstein hit musicals, including “Oklahoma!,”
“South Pacific,” “The King and I” and “Flower
Drum Song.” And it was certainly true of “Carousel,”
the 1956 Cinemascope snooze starring Gordon MacRae as Billy Bigelow,
the macho, carnival barker and thief who is given a one-day pass
from purgatory in order to straighten out the lives of the wife
and daughter he left behind. The good news here is that the handsome,
boastful lug singing “If I Loved You” and “Soliloquy”
will be Hugh Jackman, who triumphed in a 2000 Carnegie Hall concert
version of “Carousel” honoring Rodgers & Hammerstein.
To read about many more new remakes, click
here.
CASE 39:
Renee Zellweger, Ian McShane, Bradley Cooper (Directed by Christian
Alvart; Written by Ray Wright; Paramount) Renee’s heart is
in the right place, but her head might be
somewhere else in this thriller.
She plays a social worker who succeeds in separating an abused 10-year-old
girl from her parents, only to find that the couple, spooky as they
may be, are not the abusers.
CHAOS:
Meryl Streep, Aishwarya Rai, Michael David White (Directed by Coline
Serreau) Brutally assaulted by a trio of street punks, a blood-splattered
prostitute pleads with a middle-aged couple to take her into their
car. The driver shuts his window and drives on to a dinner party.
The next day, the driver’s guilt-ridden wife tracks down the
victim and before long they are close--and exceptionally scheming--friends.
French film director Coline Serreau is directing this English-language
remake of her story of vengeance, violence and bizarre bonding.
Streep plays the older woman, and Bollywood superstar Aishwarya
Rai plays the hooker who changes her life, not entirely for the
better.
CHERI:
Michelle Pfeiffer, Rupert Friend, Kathy Bates, Felicity Jones, Frances
Tomelty, Anita Pallenberg, Harriet Walter, Iben Hjejle (Directd
by Stephen Frears; Written by Christopher
Hampton; Miramax) Cheri (Rupert Friend), a young, handsome, and
deeply romantic Parisian, is tutored in the ways of love by Lea
(Michelle Pfeiffer), an aging, equally romantic courtesan. What
she is actually teaching this son of an old friend, who is now a
wealthy prostitute, is how to be not just a gigolo, but a perfect
gigolo. Naturally, the affair turns tres torrid. Collette’s
classic short novel has been adapted by Christopher Hampton, who
collaborated brilliantly with director Frears and star Pfeiffer
in 1988’s “Dangerous Liaisons.”
CLOSING THE RING:
Shirley MacLaine, Christopher Plummer, Mischa
Barton, Gregory Smith, Brenda Blethyn, Pete Postlethwaite,
Neve Campbell (Directed by Richard
Attenborough; Written by Peter Woodward; Odyssey Entertainment)
A military plane crashes on the outskirts of Belfast toward the
end of World War II, and just before the rear gunner dies, he asks
a local lad to see that his ring is returned to his girlfriend.
Fifty years later, the girlfriend has still not received that ring,
but she has managed to marry the gunner’s best buddy. Still,
it’s never too late, for a young native of Belfast who knows
the history of the ring is on his way to North Carolina to deliver
it in person. This sounds like a natural for Richard Attenborough,
the director/warrior who gave us “Oh! What a Lovely War,”
“A Bridge Too Far” and “In Love and War.”
To read Guy Flatley's 1977 interview with
Shirley MacLaine, click here.
A COLD CASE:
Tom Hanks (Directed by Mark Romanek; Written by Eric Roth; Universal)
A tenacious New York district attorney is bent on solving a 27-year-old
murder case before his retirement rolls around. Why is he so determined?
Because the murder victim was his friend. And since this law man
is played by Tom Hanks, we know hell catch the villain if
he can. This true story of investigator Andy Rosenzweig is directed
by Mark Romanek, who recently put Robin Williams through some pretty
creepy crawls in "One Hour Photo."
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DEFIANCE:
Daniel Craig (Written and directed by Edward Zwick; Paramount Vantage)
During Germany’s ruthless World War II occupation of Poland,
four brave brothers escaped their captors and took refuge in a forest.
Eventually, they joined a band of Russian resisters in an effort
to combat Nazis and free imprisoned Jews. They succeeded to an astonishing
degree, as this adaptation of Nechama Tec’s non-fiction book
will no doubt make clear. Daniel Craig plays one of the four brothers,
under the direction of Edward Zwick, who demonstrated that war is
never less than hell in “Glory,” “Courage Under
Fire” and “Blood Diamond.” To
read about more new war movies, click
here.
DEXTERITY:
Jude Law (Directed by Gavin O’Connor; Written by Karen Croner;
Paramount) A hard-luck laborer begins to truly unravel when the
upstate New York factory where he works is shut down. The film,
based on a much praised novel by Douglas Bauer, will be directed
by Gavin O’Connor, a man who showed a talent for depicting
common but eccentric folk in 1999’s “Tumbleweeds,”
starring a memorably earthy Janet McTeer.
DIRTY TRICKS:
Meryl Streep, Gwyneth Paltrow, Annette Bening, Jill Clayburgh (Written
and directed by Ryan Murphy; Paramount) They called her Martha the
Mouth, Mouth of the South or simply Moutha. Her real name was Martha
Mitchell, and she was the full-throttle wife of John Mitchell, Attorney
General to President Richard M. Nixon. Never one to hold back, Martha,
who died in 1976, had this to say about her hubby’s boss:
“Nixon bleeds people. He draws every drop of blood and then
drops them from a cliff. He’ll blame any person he can put
his foot on.” Nor did Martha go all that easy on Mitchell
himself, referring to him at one point as “that gutless, despicable
crook.” Is it any wonder that in an effort to shut her up,
her enemies eventually drugged her and held her captive in a California
hotel room? Ryan Murphy, director of “Running With Scissors,”
is bringing this adaptation of John Jeter’s play about the
woman who spilled the beans that bumped Tricky Dick from the White
House to the screen. And, best news of all, Murphy had the good
sense to cast Meryl Streep as the biggest Moutha ever. Also on prominent
display: Jill Clayburgh as Pat Nixon, Gwyneth Paltrow as Maureen
Dean and Annette Bening as Helen Thomas, the White House correspondent
who received many a late-night phone call from the whistle-blowing
Martha. To read about many more new biopics,
click here; to see what else
Meryl Streep is up to, click
here; for Gwyneth Paltrow, click
here, and for Annette Bening, click
here.
DUPLICITY:
Julia Roberts, Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, Tom Wilkinson, Tom McCarthy,
Oleg Stefan, Rick Worthy, Denise O’Hare, Kathleen Chalfant,
Khan Baykal, Wayne Duvall (Written and directed by Tony Gilroy;
Universal) Julia Roberts and Clive Owen, who sizzled memorably as
an oversexed couple in Mike Nichols’ “Closer,”
will turn up the heat again, this time in Tony Gilroy’s “Duplicity.”
Gilroy, the classy screenwriter who made a smashing directorial
debut with “Michael Clayton,” gives Roberts and Owen
a chance to spar in the boardroom and snuggle in the bedroom as
a pair of corporate competitors who are having a hot top-secret
affair. Just wait till Paul Giamatti and Tom Wilkinson, the industrialists
who’ve been paying them big bucks to make war, not love, find
out.
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EAT, PRAY, LOVE:
Julia Roberts (Written and directed by Ryan Murphy; Paramount) Depressed,
nearly suicidal, Elizabeth Gilbert (author
of the memoir upon which this film is based) decides to take a year
off from her successful literary career in an attempt to get over
her divorce from a seemingly ideal husband and her stressful love
affair with a man who was definitely not ideal. Her plan is to flee
Manhattan and spend one third of the year seeking pleasure in Italy,
another third searching for spiritual serenity in India, and the
final third striking a balance between the two extremes in Indonesia.
And, yes, Elizabeth, played by Julia Roberts, will not say no if
a suitable bachelor pops up somewhere along the way and pops the
right question. If director Ryan Murphy can get the kind of performance
out of Roberts that he got out of Annette Bening in “Running
With Scissors,” Julia could be adding another Oscar to her
collection.
EMMAS WAR:
Nicole Kidman, Taylor Handley (Directed by Tony Scott; Written
by Steven Knight; Fox) Darn! Nicoles in hot political
(maybe even terrorist) water again. This time, shes a British
do-gooder who falls hard for a Sudanese warlord, marries the bloke
and then eggs him on in his effort to seize a sizable chunk of his
homeland. Here's proof that behind every great warlord, there is
a great warlady.
EMPEROR ZEHNDER:
Richard Gere, Timilee Romolini (Directed by Gregory Hoblit; Written
by Daniel Barnz and Ned Zeman; Disney) In one of his top performances,
Richard Gere played a cool but unscrupulous lawyer who defended
an altar boy accused of murdering a predatory bishop. The psychological
thriller was called "Primal Fear" and it was released
in 1996. Now Gere is reteaming with that film's director, Gregory
Hoblit, on what sounds like a less chilling but possibly more inspiring
project. For once, the actor will play a pure, real-life hero--Bruno
P. Zehnder. The "P" stands for penguin, as well it should,
for Zehnder, an uncompromising photographer, spent a great deal
of his life photographing the surprisingly complex creatures in
Antarctica--which is precisely what he was doing just before his
death in a blizzard.
ESCAPE FROM TEHRAN:
George Clooney (Directed by George Clooney; Written by George Clooney
and Grant Heslov; Warner Bros.) In the wake of the WMD blunder that
started the Iraqi War ball rolling, the CIA is in desperate need
of an image makeover. Perhaps it will get the p.r. boost
it needs with this real-life comedy-drama set not in Iraq, but in
Iran. Co-producers George Clooney and Grant Heslov are basing their
screenplay on Joshua Bearman’s investigative report in Wired
magazine about the astonishing 1980 rescue of six Americans in Tehran
by CIA operative Tony Mendez. Wacky as it seems, Mendez convinced
Iranian officials that he and his U.S. colleagues were actually
Canadian filmmakers with plans to shoot a major epic in Tehran.
Not only did they manage to fool the Iranians, but they also put
one over on Variety and The Hollywood Reporter, both of which did
dead-earnest reports on the making of the movie. As was the case
with “Good Night, and Good Luck,” the previous Clooney-Heslov
collaboration, Clooney is expected to direct and act in “Escape
From Tehran.” He sounds like the perfect Mendez to us. To
read about more upcoming Clooney films, click
here and browse the "C"
PAGE of STAR TURNS.
EVERYBODY’S
FINE
Robert De Niro, Drew Barrymore, Kate Beckinsale,
Sam Rockwell (Written and directed by Kirk Jones; Miramax)
A lonely,
no-longer-young widower just doesn’t know what to do with
himself. Then, one day, it strikes him that what he really needs
to make his life meaningful is to hook up with each of his geographically
scattered kids again. He could be dead wrong about that. De Niro
is the wandering dad in this remake of "Stanno Tuti Bene,"
Giuseppe Tornatore’s 1990 Italian comedy-tearjerker
starrring Marcello Mastroianni. Barrymore, Beckinsale and
Rockwell play his grown-up brats. Click
here for
Vincent Canby's 1991 review of the original "Everybody's Fine"
in The New York Times; to read about more movie remakes, click
here.
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FAIR GAME:
Nicole Kidman (Directed by Doug Liman; Warner Bros.) There was no
way Hollywood could ignore the Valerie Plame Wilson story for long.
The true-life tale was dramatic, scary, enraging, tender and surprisingly
romantic. As we know, the keen, classy-looking blonde CIA agent’s
cover was blown by conservative columnist Robert Novak in 2002--with
the aid of strategically-placed Bushies--as an apparent act of punishment
to her husband, former U.S. Ambassador Joseph C. Wilson, who had
written a New York Times article poking holes in the Bush administration’s
claims about weapons of mass destruction. Life became instant hell
for the Wilsons and their 2-year-old twins, and Valerie came to
doubt her own sanity. But this story, like so many Hollywood strories,
has a happy ending. Valerie wrote “Fair Game,” a tell-all
tome that did not send Robert Novak, Scooter Libby and Karl Rove
rushing to the Barnes & Noble book-signing party. And before
long, Plame's “Game” will be playing at a cineplex near
you. In a brilliant stroke of casting, Nicole Kidman will be the
glamorous, no-longer-secret agent. The director is Doug Liman, the
man responsible for “Swingers,” “Go,” “The
Bourne Identity” and “Mr. & Mrs. Smith.”
THE FEW:
Tom Cruise (Directed by Michael Mann; Written by John Logan) Anyone
who knew anything back in the 1930s knew that Hitler was a major
menace; yet America was officially neutral prior to Pearl Harbor.
That troubled Billy Fiske, who had grown up in Brooklyn, won Gold
Medals at the 1928 and 1932 Winter Olympics, attended Cambridge
and--in 1939--fibbed about being a Canadian citizen, thereby carving
his way into The RAF. That’s how the bravely impatient Billy
got caught up in the Battle of Britain and became the first American
pilot casualty of World War II. If you think the character of Billy
Fiske is made to order for Tom Cruise, you may be right. Tom is
preparing to take flight as the true-life hero under the direction
of Michael Mann, who directed him with impressive results in “Collateral.”
The screenplay is by John Logan, who penned Tom’s showy role
in “The Last Samurai.” "The Few" was slated
to be a Paramount production, but sense Tom is no longer going steady
with that studio, we'll have to wait and see what happens.
THE FIGHTER:
Brad Pitt, Mark Wahlberg (Directed by Darren Aronofsky; Written
by Paul Attanasio, Lewis Colick, Eric Johnson and Paul Tamasy; Paramount)
Here come Micky and Dickie. And we do mean Micky Ward and Dickie
Eklund. As an avid sports fan, you undoubtedly know that hard-punching
“Irish” Micky Ward from Lowell, Massachusetts, played
here by Mark Wahlberg, was a wow in the ring during the 1990s, thanks
largely to the wise coaching of his half-brother Dickie, a former
boxer who lost a battle with drugs, did time in the pen, and became
an exemplary inmate before his release. Brad Pitt signed up for
the role of Dickie when it became clear to Matt Damon that he himself
had signed up for so many flicks that he had to drop out of this
one. To read about more
new biopics, click here.
FIREFLIES IN THE GARDEN:
Julia Roberts, Ryan Reynolds, Willem Dafoe, Emily Watson, Carrie-Anne
Moss, Ioan Gruffudd, Hayden Panettiere, Cayden Boyd, Shannon Lucio,
George Newbern, (Written and directed by Dennis Lee; Senator International)
Need proof that midwestern American families can be every bit as
dysfunctional as the East Coast variety? You’re apt to find
it in this semi-autobiographical drama by Dennis Lee, auteur of
the well-received short, “Jesus Henry Christ.” The troubled,
accident-prone Taylor clan--headed by dictatorial professor/wannabe
writer Charles (Willem Dafoe) and relentlessly sacrificing mom Lisa
(Julia Roberts)--suffer profusely, as do their kids, in the grim
present, as well as in a string of
painful incidents shown in flashback. Among the family’s favorite
diversions: tormenting the titular fireflies in the garden and exploding
fish on the Fourth of July. In charge of photographing all this
tragic frivolity: Danny Moder, A.K.A. Julia Roberts’ husband.
Click
here to read the Variety
review of "Fireflies in the Garden."
FIRST MAN:
Robert De Niro, Meryl Streep (Written and directed by Diane English;
Disney) If a guy’s got tons of self esteem and doesn’t
give a hoot if people ridicule him for giving up his dream of becoming
the next Ted Turner in order to give his wife a career boost, that’s
a thing of beauty. Especially if his wife has her heart set on the
White House. Coming from Diane English, who created “Murphy
Brown,” this could turn out to be a cutting-edge romantic
comedy. On the other hand, didn’t Fred MacMurray and Polly
Bergen already cover this ground in 1964’s “Kisses for
My President”?
THE FRIDAY NIGHT KNITTING
CLUB:
Julia Roberts (Universal) How many single mothers who manage colorful
Manhattan knitting shops and look like Julia Roberts do you know?
Probably none, and probably the mom played by Julia Roberts in this
adaptation of a soon-to-be-published novel by Kate Jacobs is truly
one-of-a-kind. To lessen the pressure of her fabulous but demanding
job, mother Julia meets with her favorite customers every Friday
evening for the purpose of sharing the details of their various
careers and indulging in what used to be called girl talk or just
plain gossip. Then tragedy strikes and their knitting club becomes
much more than a frivolous diversion. We only hope that tragedy
does not involve Julia’s high-spirited teenage daughter (a
role not yet cast).
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GIGANTIC:
Paul Dano, Zooey Deschanel, John Goodman,
Jane Alexander (Directed by Matt Aselton; Written by Matt Aselton
and Adam Nagata; Killer Films and Epoch Films) Lots of warm-hearted,
noble-intentioned folks yearn to adopt a child from China. But very
few exhibit less parental potential than Brian, a New York mattress
salesman who also harbors unrealistic dreams of a sleep-in relationship
with Harriett, a red-hot Manhattanite. Will Brian get the girl and
the baby, too? Possibly, if he can first manage to out-maneuver
the maniacal homeless man who’s bent on terminating him. Brian
is being played by Paul Dano, who demonstrated his astonishing range
as the semi-catatonic lad in “Little Miss Sunshine”
and the shrieking religious fanatic in “There Will Be Blood.”
Another bonus: the invariably wonderful Zooey Deschanel has been
cast as Harriett.
THE GOVERNESS:
Jennifer Lopez (Directed by Nigel Cole; Written by Kevin Wade and
Wendy Braff; Yari Film Group) Would Jennifer Lopez make a nifty
nanny? We’ll find out when we see this comedy in which she
watches over the three bratty kids of a wealthy, presumably marriageable
widower. Not that J. Lo has plans for becoming a mom with a ready-made
family--the only reason she signed on for this gig is that being
employed by big-bucks daddy puts her on the path to the perfect
bank heist. Did we forget to mention that this versatile lady is
a wildly successful thief? It should be noted that co-screenwriter
Kevin Wade, also supplied the script for “Maid in Manhattan,”
Lopez’s popular, if pathetic, romantic comedy. Ralph Fiennes,
her leading man on that occasion, is not planning an encore.
GRACE:
Sandra Bullock, Patrick Jordan, David Morse, Joanna Lowe, Ben Blazer,
Marty Giles (Directed by Andrew Paul; Written by Naomi Foner, Alie
Kolb, Mathew Kopel and Ben Penhan; Fortis Films) For some people,
it was a shocking peep into the living rooms and, especially, the
bedrooms of small-town fifties America; for others, it was plain
old trash. Whatever it was or was not, “Peyton Place”
was certainly the vehicle that propelled previously unsung novelist
Grace Metalious to international notoriety. It also led to the break-up
of her marriage and, eventually, to her death by suicide.
Although screenwriter Naomi Foner is the mother of Jake and
Maggie Gyllenhaal, she neglected to write
roles for her talented kids on this occasion. To
read about many more new biopics, click
here.
GREEN ZONE:
Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear, Amy Ryan, Brandan Gleeson, Jason Isaacs,
Antoni Corone (Directed by Paul Greengrass; Written by Paul Helgeland;
Universal) The army officer played by Matt Damon is assigned to
work with a CIA official on a mission to track down Saddam Hussein’s
vanished weapons of mass destruction. One of the problems is that
the duo spend most of their time in the Green Zone, the turf that
is as safe as it gets in Iraq but also so sheltered that it is difficult
to get a of view of what’s truly going on in the rest of the
country. The thriller, based on Rajiv Chandrasekaran’s “Imperial
Life in the Emerald City,” also stars Amy Ryan (“Gone
Baby Gone”) as a New York Times reporter investigating the
mystery of the missing weapons.
GREY GARDENS:
Drew Barrymore, Jessica Lange, Olivia Waldriff (Directed by Michael
Sucsy; Written by Patricia Rozema and Michael Sucsy; HBO Films)
Little Edith Bouvier Beale was Jacqueline Kennedy's cousin, and
her mother, Big Edith Bouvier Beale, was the First Lady’s
aunt. At one time, the two Edies lived sumptuously on Manhattan’s
Park Avenue, but they ended up in a squalid, raccoon-infested estate
on Long Island. Thanks to the intervention of Jackie, the East Hampton
health department did not carry through with its plan to raid the
dump. But that didn’t keep the messy eccentrics out of the
headlines, and eventually they became the subjects of “Grey
Gardens,” a memorable 1976 documentary made by David and Albert
Maysles. Now an expanded version of their story that includes material
on the young Jackie Bouvier (portrayed by 8-year-old Olivia Waldriff)
and covers Little Edie’s late-blooming career as a nightclub
chanteuse is headed your way. Let us hope that Jessica Lange has
more luck playing Drew Barrymore’s mom than she did playing
Christina Ricci’s in the wretched “Prozac Nation.”
GUERRILLA:
Benicio Del Toro, Lou Diamond Phillips, Franka
Potente, Julia Ormond, Oscar Iaac, Meg Gibson, Alex Manette, Paul
Vasquez, Rob Macie (Directed by Steven Soderbergh; Written by Peter
Buchman; Focus Features) This sequel to Soderbergh's "The Argentine"
deals with the post-Cuban Revolution adventures of Che Guevara,
once again played by Benicio Del Toro. Demian Bichir is also back
as Fidel Castro.
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THE HARDY
MEN: Tom Cruise, Ben Stiller
(Directed by Shawn Levy; Fox) Boys will be boys. And then, if they
pull themselves together and stop the kid stuff, they will be men.
That is precisely what happens to cut-ups Tim and Ben in this comic
updating of the “Hardy Boys” mystery series. What’s
the hook? It seems the lads had a silly falling out on their journey
to maturity and, in a huff, went their separate ways, never to co-sleuth
again. But then something shocking happened, so they’re back
together, pooling brains and brawn on a truly big, life-or-death
criminal case. And is that “The Hardy Men 2” we see
on the horizon?
HEADHUNTERS:
Nicole Kidman (Written by Jez and John Henry Butterworth; Fox 2000)
Four not-quite-destitute women from New Jersey have a brainstorm--they’ll
trek to Monte Carlo, pretend to be tres wealthy, and land
four wealthy-for-real husbands. As it turns out, the lads they land
are just silly gold-digging gigolos. Is this how to marry a millionaire?
Based on what sounds like a wildly original novel by Jules Bass,
the movie will be produced by Nicole Kidman, and it should be noted
that Jez Butterworth, author of Kidman’s un-festive “Birthday
Girl,” is writing the screenplay. His brother, John Henry
Butterworth, is collaborating with him, so maybe Jez will have something
to celebrate about this time out. To read
about more Nicole Kidman movies, click
here.
HOW DO YOU KNOW? Reese Witherspoon, Owen Wilson, Paul Rudd (Written and directed by James L. Brooks; Columbia Pictures) Owen Wilson’s a star of the baseball diamond who tries to tag out corporate lothario Paul Rudd before he can get to first base with picky Reese Witherspoon. This could be a homer for director-writer James L. Brooks, who scored big with “Terms of Endearment,” “Broadcast News” and “As Good as It Gets.”
I
IN SEARCH OF CAPTAIN
ZERO: Sean Penn (Directed by Stacy Peralta; Written
by Michael Bacall; Radar) There may not be a real Captain Zero,
but there is a real Allan Weisbecker. A former surfer and drug-smuggler,
Weisbecker packed up his memories of rowdy adventures and misdeeds
and put them into a book, and this quirky-sounding movie is based
upon that memoir. The biopic, starring
Sean Penn as the restless, reckless Weisbecker, deals with more
than just dope and waterplay. Much of it is devoted to the author’s
determination to hook up again with a close surfing pal who vanished
a while back, probably somewhere in the wilds of Central America.
But was their relationship really as joyful as it seemed, and can
it possibly be resurrected?
INGLORIOUS BASTARDS:
Brad Pitt, Mike Myers, David Krumholtz, Eli Roth, Simon Pegg, B.
J. Novak, Nastassja Kinski (Written and directed by Quentin Tarantino;
Weinstein Co. and Universal) Who, in the midst of the raging wars
in Iraq and Afghanistan, would think of dipping into the past to
tell a tale about a good old gentile boy from the hills of Tennessee
who joins the Army, screws up so much he faces a death sentence,
redeems himself by whipping together a tip-top team of eight Jewish-American
soldiers who’ll join him on a suicide mission that will blow
many of Hitler’s finest to smithereens? The answer to that
question is Quentin Tarantino, who, with the help of chief bastard
Brad Pitt and British general Mike Myers,
will no doubt bring the perfect pulp-fiction touch to his glorious
World War II epic.
INKHEART:
Brendan Fraser, Paul Bettany, Helen Mirren, Jim Broadbent, Andy
Serkis, Rafi Gavron, Sienna Guillory (Directed by Iain Softley;
Written by David Lindsay-Abaire; New Line Cinema) A man named Mo
has a unique, sometimes dangerous talent. He can read books from
his vast collection to his beloved daughJack Black,Jack Black,ter
Meggie, and the results are so vivid that the characters literally
jump off the pages and enter their quaint home. That’s how
they strike up an acquaintance with a slimy villain named Capricorn,
and that’s also how Mo manages to get himself kidnapped. Can
Meggie and an assortment of helpmates come to his rescue?
Based on the first book of a trilogy by children’s author
Cornelia Funke, the movie features Andy Serkis, of “The Lord
of the Rings” fame, as Capricorn and good “Queen”
Helen Mirren as a quirky collector of rare books.
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JULIE & JULIA:
Meryl Streep, Amy Adams, Stanley Tucci (Written and directed by
Nora Ephron; Columbia) A world-famous chef, who was also the star
of her own popular live-TV show, once blithely flipped a potato
pancake into the air, only to see it land not in the intended pan
but on a decidedly un-photogenic work table. Not a bit flustered,
she simply scooped up the smashed potato and molded it back into
shape. Then, looking firmly into the eye of the camera, she told
her audience, “Remember, you are alone in the kitchen, and
no one can see you.” This unflappable flipper, of course,
was Julia Child, the lovably eccentric American who somehow managed
to become an idolized French chef. And playing Child in this movie
is Meryl Streep, who, as you know, can glide from American to French
or any other nationality on a minute’s notice. The question
is, what sort of scenario has writer-director Nora Ephron concocted
that will give Streep a chance to don her apron and flip her potato
pancake, as well as engage in some out-of-the-kitchen antics? After
all, this film is supposedly an adaptation of “Julie and Julia:
365 Days, 524 Recipes, 1 Tiny Apartment Kitchen,” Julia Powell’s
2005 book dishing out the comedy-drama of her decision to cook,
over the course of one year, every single recipe in Julia Child’s
“Mastering the Art of French Cooking” and to serve the
presumably tasty results to her husband and other guinea pigs. Amy
Adams ("Catch Me If You Can," "Junebug," "Charlie
Wilson's War") plays the central role of Julie. But you can
bet that Ephron will cook up something tres delicious for
Streep, who played the author to perfection in "Heartburn,"
based on Ephron's account of her disastrous marriage to philandering
journalist Carl Bernstein. Child's own husband, Paul, a foreign
diplomat suspected of being a commie by Senator Joseph McCarthy,
will be played by Stanley Tucci.
K
THE KIND ONE:
Casey Affleck (Written by Tom Epperson; Disney) Danny Landon is
a 1930s resident of L.A. affectionately known as Two-Gun Danny because
that’s how many weapons he once used to murder a boatload
of suckers during a wildly successful heist at sea. At least that’s
what Danny (Casey Affleck) has been told by his pals. The tragic
truth is that he is suffering from amnesia and finds it difficult
to believe he could ever have been such a badass. Nevertheless,
he is clearly on the payroll of Bud Seitz, a repulsive mobster joshingly
referred to as The Kind One. And, just as clearly, Danny has made
the grave mistake of falling in love with his boss’s perpetually
soused tootsie. No word on who will direct Tom Epperson’s
adaptation of his own novel or who will play the title role. But
wouldn’t Ben Affleck, who did such a nifty job of directing
his kid brother in “Gone Baby Gone,” be the right man
for both slots? To read
about more new murderpix, click
here.
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LABOR PAINS:
Lindsay Lohan, Chris Parnell, Cheryl Hines, Luke Kirby, Connie Britton
(Directed by Lara Shapiro; Written by Lara Shapiro and Stacey Kramer;
Nu Image) Nobody ever suggested that toilers in the fiercely competitive
field of publishing climb to the top by being sweet and supportive
to their colleagues. And the cut-throat race to survive gets deadlier
with each new cost-cutting, outsourcing day. That may or may not
explain why the bright but shakily employed assistant played by
Lindsay Lohan finds it necessary to feign pregnancy to prevent her
heartless boss from giving her the sack. If the cad continues to
harass her, she might have to slap him with a paternity suit.
THE
LADY FROM SHANGHAI:
Nicole Kidman (Written and directed by Wong Kar-Wai) Wong Kar-Wai,
the Chinese auteur responsible for numerous stylistic gems, may
do for Kidman what he did for Maggie Cheung in 2002’s haunting,
exquisitely sensual “In the Mood for Love”--which would
be a great deal indeed. It’s said that the writer/director
generally remains mum about his scenarios, sometimes keeping secrets
even from his leading players--a practice that will probably seem
perfectly natural to the actress who spent ages in the dark with
Stanley Kubrick on “Eyes Wide Shut.” (Don't hold your
breath waiting for this "Lady" to arrive at your local
multiplex--it's been rumored that Kidman is having second thoughts
about the project.)
THE LAST STATION:
Christopher Plummer, Helen Mirren, Paul
Giamatti, James McAvoy, Anne-Marie Duff (Directed
by Michael Hoffman; Written by Jay Parini; Notro Films) Anthony
Hopkins was set to play Count Leo Tolstoy, the
author of "War and Peace"
who was strugglig to live out his final days with dignity
and grace. But
somewhere along the line Hopkins dropped
out and Christopher Plummer dropped in. Getting
back to Leo--who on earth was making it difficult for him to travel
a peaceful path into the hereafter? It was none other than
Sofya Andreyevna, his luxury-loving, more warring than peaceful,
wife. And--like Anthony Hopkins--Meryl
Streep, cast as Sofya, made an exit, leaving
her role to Helen Mirren. Paul Giamatti
plays a loyal friend of Tolstoy's who does his best to rein in Sofya,
James McAvoy plays Tolstoy's secretary, and Anne-Marie Duff--McAvoy's
real-life wife--plays the tormented literary lion's daughter. Jay
Parini's screenplay for "The Last Station" is
based on his 1990 novel, which in turn was based on the actual
diaries of the contentious Tolstoys and their piles of relatives
and friends. The director
here is Michael Hoffman, whose eclectic
oeuvre includes “Soapdish” (Robert
Downey Jr. & Sally Field), “Restoration” (Hugh Grant
& Meg Ryan), and “One Fine Day" (George Clooney &
Michelle Pfeiffer).
LITTLE FOCKERS:
Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Dustin Hoffman, Barbra Streisand, Teri
Polo, Blythe Danner (Directed by Jay Roach; Written by Larry Stuckey;
Universal) They’re baaaack! We’re talking about the
unstoppable Fockers--horny, long-in-the-tooth hippies Bernie and
Roz (Dustin Hoffman and Barbra Streisand) and their terminally nerdy
son (Ben Stiller). We’re also talking about the Byrnes clan,
former CIA operative Bernie and his uptight wife (Robert De Niro
and Blythe Danner) and their flaky daughter (Teri Polo), who has
more or less glued the family to the Fockers. Who knows what the
future holds for members of this lucrative franchise, but the title
does give one the sinking feeling that we’ll be present at
the birth of a whole flock of Fockerettes. To
read Guy Flatley's 1973 interview with Barbra Streisand, click
here; for Guy's 1973 interview with Robert De Niro, click
here; for his 1979 interview with Dustin Hoffman, click
here; and for Diane Baroni's 2000 interview with Teri Polo,
click here.
LOS ABRAZOS ROTOS:
Penelope Cruz, Blanca Portillo, Lluis Homar (Written and directed
by Pedro Almodovar; El Deseo) The innovative, emotional, challenging,
never cautious or dull Pedro Almodovar will shoot this Hollywood-style
film noir in Madrid and other Spanish locations. Almodovar told
Variety’s John Hopewell that the movie will be set in the
90s and today and will be reminiscent of Nicolas Ray’s “In
a Lonely Place” and Vincente Minnelli’s “The Bad
and the Beautiful.” It will deal with “fate, the mystery
of creation, guilt, unscrupulous power, the eternal search of fathers
for sons, and sons for fathers.”
LOVE RANCH:
Helen Mirren, Joe Pesci, Gina Gershon, Rio
Hackford (Directed by Taylor Hackford; Written by Mark Jacobson;
Capitol Films) Not so long ago we were calling Helen Mirren queen;
soon we’ll be calling her madam. That’s because the
Oscar winner is playing an earthy, enterprising woman based on the
character of Sally Conforte, who--along with hubby Joe--made her
wildest dream come true by opening the Mustang Ranch, Nevada’s
first legal brothel. Life became one big love-in for Sally and Joe--until
that memorable moment in 1976 when Oscar Bonavena, an Argentinian
prizefighter rumored to have gotten raunchy with the Mustang boss-lady,
was shot dead by a ranch bodyguard. Director Taylor Hackford, Mirren’s
real-life husband, will be putting his wife through her “Love
Ranch” paces.
THE LOVELY BONES:
Mark Wahlberg, Rachel Weisz, Susan
Sarandon, Stanley Tucci, Michael Imperioli, Saoirse Ronan (Directed
by Peter Jackson; Written by Peter Jackson, Philippa Boyens and
Fran Walsh; DreamWorks) In a welcome change of pace, Peter Jackson
is taking a vacation from the tricky, sometimes tedious special-effects
world of the “Rings” trilogy and “King Kong.”
His new film will be an audacious attempt
to mix reality and fantasy. As readers of Alice Sebold’s
imaginative, deeply disturbing 2002 novel know, the heroine of “The
Lovely Bones” (played here by newcomer Saoirse Ronan) is raped,
murdered and dismembered by a neighbor at the age of 14. But that
is not the end of the story; in her afterlife, the girl focuses
intently on the torment of her grieving family,
including her parents, played by Mark
Wahlberg (who replaced Ryan Gosling the day before shooting began)
and Rachel Weisz, and her grandmother, played by Susan Sarandon.
And, on occasion, the murdered girl pays very close attention
to the fiendish scheming
of her unrepentant killer (Stanley Tucci).
Jackson, whose finest achievement is “Heavenly Creatures”--the
haunting 1994 film in which two emotionally entwined adolescents
(Kate Winslet and Melanie Lynskey) commit an especially horrific
murder--seems the perfect person to bring “The Lovely Bones”
to flesh-and-blood life.
M
MANOLETE:
Adrien Brody, Penelope Cruz (Written and directed by Menno Meyjes;
Lolafilms) Adrien Brody, faced with monstrous competition for the
attention of Naomi Watts in “King Kong,” will presumably
have an easier time of it when he woos Penelope Cruz in this true-life
romance. Brody plays magnetic bullfighter Manuel Rodriguez Sanchez,
better known as Manolete, and Cruz takes on the role of sultry actress
Lupe Sino.
MARGARET:
Anna Paquin, Matt Damon, Mark Ruffalo, J. Smith-Cameron, Jeannie
Berlin, Matthew Broderick (Written and directed by Kenneth Lonergan;
Fox Searchlight) One of the funniest and most moving films of 2000
was “You Can Count on Me,” written and directed by Kenneth
Lonergan, whose biggest prior claim
to movie fame was his screenwriting contribution to “Analyze
This,” the Robert De Niro-Billy Crystal comedy released the
year before. If you saw “You Can Count on Me,” you know
that the tyro director drew astonishing performances from Laura
Linney as a single mother, Mark Ruffalo as her screwed-up brother,
and Matthew Broderick as the petty, despotic
boss who unexpectedly becomes her red-hot lover, even though he
is already married to a conspicuously pregnant
bore. Now Lonergan is about to go behind the camera again,
this time as the director of his own screenplay about a Manhattan
teenager with plenty of problems, not the least of which is her
mom, a neurotic actress. Plus she is a bit
unhinged about a bus accident she recently witnessed--an accident
that may not have been an accident. The troubled teen is
being played by Anna Paquin, who won a Best Supporting Actress Oscar
for “The Piano” when she was a mere tot. Maybe this
time it will simply be a Best Actress Oscar. To
read Guy Flatley's 1998 interview with Anna Paquin, click
here.
THE MATARESE CIRCLE: Denzel Washington, Tom Cruise (Directed by David Cronenberg; Written by Michael Brandt and Derek Haas; MGM) A global conspiracy threatens to derail our wobbly world. Who’s to prevent the miscreants from succeeding in their scarily possible mission? Super spy Tom Cruise, for one, and super spy Denzel Washington, Tom’s former foe, for another. At least that’s the way the drama unfolded in Robert Ludlum’s cold war novel, which has been updated by screenwriters Michael Brandt and Derek Haas. Can’t wait to see how these sparring undercover heroes manage to preserve civilization as we know it. What comes next? A sequel, of course--for which MGM has already purchased the rights. And you thought “Valkyrie” would be Tom’s swan song!
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