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NINE:
Daniel Day-Lewis, Penelope Cruz,
Marion Cotillard, Nicole Kidman, Kate Hudson, Sophia Loren, Judi
Dench (Directed by Rob Marshall; Written by Michael Tolkin; Weinstein
Company) Who could forget “8 1⁄2,” the stunning
1963 film in which Marcello Mastroianni, under the direction of
Federico Fellini, played a Felliniesque director who made more women
than movies? Certainly, composer Maury Yeston and dramatist Arthur
Kopit could not erase this classic from their memories. That’s
why, in 1982, they came up with a Broadway musicalization of it
starring the late, great Raul Julia as the womanizing auteur
on the verge of a nervous breakdown. The show, called “Nine,”
was successfully revived in 2003, showcasing the song-and-dance
skills of Antonio Banderas. And now, here comes the movie version
of the hit musical, directed by Rob Marshall, who gave us “Chicago,”
and starring Daniel Day Lewis, one of the few actors now working
who could be ranked alongside Marcello Mastroianni. Penelope Cruz
plays his mistress, Marion Cotillard, who triumphed as Edith Piaf
in “La Vie en Rose,” is his shortchanged wife, Nicole
Kidman is an actress who greatly inspires him, Kate Hudson is a
fashion reporter who intrigues him, and Sophia Loren will undobtedly
haunt him and us as the ghost of his Mama.
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ONE BIG HAPPY:
Steve Martin, Diane Keaton (Paramount) What we have here is a comedy
about a family that is far from happy and has been that way for
a long while. But you can bet that Ma and Pa, played by Keaton and
Martin, will patch everything up in time for a big happy ending--just
as they did in “Father of the Bride” and "Father
of the Bride Part II."
OUR FAMILY TROUBLES:
Reese Witherspoon (Written by Don Winston; Universal) As in her
“Bunny Lake Is Missing,” Reese Witherspoon is a mom
who’s in trouble because her kid--this time, a boy--is in
trouble. Strange, sickeningly unnatural things are happening down
on her Tennessee home and she’s pretty sure that a witch is
about to snatch her son. Soon she’s so crazed that she can’t
tell which witch is which. For
details on more upcoming Reese Witherspoon movies, click
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THE PAST (EL PASADO):
Gael Garcia Bernal, Analia Couceyro, Moro Anghileri, Ana Celentano,
Betty Farias (Directed by Hector Babenco; Written by Alan Pauls)
Hector Babenco, who directed William Hurt in his Oscar-winning performance
in 1985’s “Kiss of the Spider Woman,” is now guiding
Gael Garcia Bernal through some tricky paces. Based on screenwriter
Alan Pauls’ acclaimed novel, "The Past" depicts
the emotional and physical torment experienced by a young man who
decides to end a lengthy, complicated relationship. He’s ready
to plunge into the intoxicating world of multi-partnered mating,
but, as it turns out, his ex has different plans for his future.
And she knows precisely how to make life hell for him--and for any
woman who succumbs to his charm.
PEACOCK:
Cillian Murphy, Ellen Page, Susan Sarandon, Josh Lucas, Bill Pullman,
Jaimi Paige, Virginia Newcomb, Paul Cram (Directed
by Michael Lander; Written by Michael Lander and Ryan Roy; Mandate
Pictures) Nothing much ever happened
in the tiny town of Peacock, Nebraska--unless
you count the day a train ran into the back
yard of a humble bank clerk
mamed John Skillpa (Cillian Murphy).
That was the same day folks became aware that John had a housemate,
a woman they took to be his wife. Peacockians being Peacockians,
no one made much of the fact that John and
his spouse never appeared in the same place at the same time.
Finally, somebody took notice--a perky single
mom (played by "Juno's" Ellen Page) began to suspect that
something strange, maybe even sick, was going on in John's house.
How could this well-intentioned snoop bring John's story to a happy
ending? Persuade John to put his wife up for adoption?
Or, discovering that the guy
had been getting off on slipping into something
silky and masquerading as his own wife, she might try convincing
him that she herself would make the best of all possible Mrs. Skillpas.
Or maybe get the hell out of Peacock.
THE PLEASURE OF YOUR
COMPANY: Jason Biggs, Isla Fisher, Joe Pantoliano,
Joanna Gleason, Edward Herrmann, Margo Martindale, Ebon Moss-Bachrach,
Mark Consuelos, Chris Diamantopoulos, Heather Goldenhersh, Michael
Weston (Written and directed by Michael Ian Black; MGM) How’s
this for rotten luck? An earnest young man works up the courage
to ask his sweetheart to become his bride and somehow, in the process
of proposing, manages to kill the poor girl. Think of it as dying
cute. Unsurprisingly, the wannabe husband falls into a funk until
the night a buddy badgers him into proposing to a sexy waitress
he knows zilch about. Will she say yes, and can this story possibly
have a happy ending? You can count on it.
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RABBIT
HOLE: Nicole Kidman (Written by David Lindsay-Abaire;
Fox Searchlight) The serenity of a suburban family is shattered
when a four-year-old boy is killed by the driver of a speeding car.
Will a visit from the teen-ager who was behind the wheel bring solace
to the boy’s mother, or will it fill her with rage? David
Lindsay-Abaire's play won the 2007 Pulitzer Prize for Drama, and
Cynthia Nixon was awarded a Tony for her performance as the grief-ravaged
woman. Does that mean Nicole Kidman, who received an Oscar for "The
Hours," will be nabbing another statuette?
THE REPOSSESSION
MAMBO: Jude Law, Forest Whitaker (Directed by Miguel
Sapochnik; Written by Eric Garcia and Garret Lerner; Universal)
Would you buy an artificial organ on an installment plan from a
company that reserved the right to terminate you
if you default on payment? That’s the decision facing
somebody--perhaps Jude Law and/or Forest Whitaker--in this sci-fi
thriller set in the near future. If things go as planned, “The
Repossession Mambo” will take possession
of your local theater before
“Repo! The Genetic Opera,” a similarly themed musical
directed by Darren Lynn Bousman, whose previous
assaults on our sanity include "Saw II," "Saw III"
and "Saw IV."
THE RISE
OF THEODORE ROOSEVELT: Leonardo
DiCaprio (Directed by Martin Scorsese; Written by Nicholas Meyer;
Paramount) Leo for president? Why not? Martin Scorsese, who directed
him in “Gangs of New York,” “The Aviator”
and “The Departed,” thinks Leo is just the man for the
job of portraying the remarkably complex 26th president of the U.S.
in the adaptation of Edmund Morris’s Pulitzer Prize-winning
“The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt.” As in the book, Teddy
will go from a frail, asthmatic Harvard grad to the bear of a man
who commanded the Rough Riders, governed the state of New York,
and eventually called the White House home. Hail to the chief! For
Guy Flatley's 1973 interview with Martin Scorsese, click
here; to read about more new biopics, click
here.
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RUM DIARY: Johnny Depp, Josh Hartnett,
Benicio del Toro, Nick Nolte (Written and directed by Bruce Robinson;
FilmEngine) It’s been nearly 10 years since Johnny Depp played
Raoul Duke, a hell-raising journalist, in the film version of Hunter
S. Thompson’s “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.”
Nobody, including the author, believed that Duke was anyone other
than Thompson himself. Now Depp is playing Paul Kemp, an eccentric
reporter in “The Rum Diary,” the autobiographical novel
the late Hunter published when he was 22. Set in San Juan, Puerto
Rico, during the fifties, “Diary” depicts the chaotic,
booze-and-drugs fueled adventures of a brawling Hunteresque freelancer
from New York who tries to twist himself into a latter-day Hemingway.
Playing his unruly expatriate pals: Nick Nolte, Benicio del Toro
and Josh Hartnett. Sounds like a high time will be had by all. To
read Guy Flatley's 1979 interview with Nick Nolte, click
here.
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SASHA'S STORY: THE
LIFE AND DEATH OF A RUSSIAN SPY:
Johnny Depp (Warner Bros.) Will moviegoers glut themselves
on a double serving of the true-life tragedy of Alexander “Sasha”
Litvinenko, the KGB agent-turned-superspy who suffered a hideous
death last November after dining on sushi containing polonium-210?
Possibly so, if both Warner Bros. and Columbia follow through with
plans to fast-track competing versions of the same raw-deal tale.
The Warner Bros. project, "Sasha's Story: The Life and
Death of a Russian Spy," is based on a Doubleday book being
written by Alan Cowell, the New York Times bureau chief who has
covered the story extensively for The Times. It’s extremely
likely that Johnny Depp, whose Infinitum Nihil production company
is partnered with Warner Bros., will play the bigger-than-life character
who, on his deathbed, accused Vladimir Putin of plotting his murder.
While the people at Columbia will not have the pleasure of Johnny
Depp’s company on their Litvinenko take, they will surely
be working with solid pros, starting at the top with director Michael
Mann, and including Marina Litvinenko, the former spy’s widow,
and Alex Goldfarb, her collaborator on “Death of a Dissident,”
a book scheduled to be published by Free Press, a Simon & Schuster
subsidiary, in May. No word on who’ll
play Litvinenko in “Death of a Dissident.” But the names
of Tom Cruise and Sacha Baron Cohen do flutter to mind.
SHAME ON YOU:
Dennis Quaid (Written and directed by Dennis Quaid) Good old boy
Spade Cooley was sometimes a bad old boy, most notably on the day
in 1961 when he stomped, strangled and burned his wife Ella Mae
to death in the presence of their daughter Melody. What madness
drove the famed Western Swing fiddler to murder? You’ll find
out a while after Quaid starts his cameras rolling on what he hopes
will be a New Orleans location. Katie Holmes was set to play Ella
Mae, but she bowed out due to a dizzying schedule.
To read about more
new biopics, click here.
SHANTARAM:
Johnny Depp, Emily Watson, Franka Potente
(Directed by Mira Nair; Written by Eric Roth and Gregory David Roberts;
Warner Bros.) An Australian named Lindsay (Johnny Depp) has a major
heroin habit which sends him to what promises to be a long, harsh
term of imprisonment. As in the Gregory David Roberts novel from
which this drama stems, however, Lindsay escapes and lands in a
crime-crammed Bombay slum, where he manages to pass himself off
as a crackerjack physician--one who engages in gunrunning and smuggling
in order to give his poor patients the meds they so richly deserve.
The next stage of Lindsay’s physical and spiritual journey
is Afghanistan, where he joins the insurgents in their struggle
to oust the Russians. Tomorrow Iraq? Peter Weir, who was set to
direct "Shantaram," dropped out when the folks at Warner
Bros. informed him that his take on the material was all wrong.
He was replaced by Mira Nair, director of "Monsoon Wedding"
and "The Namesake."
SHUTTER ISLAND:
Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Ruffalo, Ben Kingsley, Michelle Williams,
Max Von Sydow, Emily Mortimer, Elias Koteas, Patricia Clarkson,
John Carroll Lynch, Jackie Earle Haley (Directed by Martin Scorsese;
Written by Laeta Kalogridis; Paramount) Based on the frenzied 2003
novel by Dennis Lehane, author of “Mystic River” and
“Gone Baby Gone,” “Shutter Island” spins
a dark, dizzy tale. Set in 1954, it revolves around the efforts
of U.S. Marshall Teddy Daniels (Leonardo DiCaprio), a crazed war
vet and recent widower, and his gullible partner Chuck Aule (Mark
Ruffalo) to capture a murderess who has escaped from Ashecliffe
Hospital, a home away from home for the criminally insane. As it
turns out, this funny farm, located on a rocky island off Boston
Harbor, is no laughing matter. The
warden himself boasts, “We take only the most damaged patients...we
take the ones no other facility can manage.” And it’s
clear that some of the doctors and nurses are even more damaged
than the patients and may be on the verge of hatching a horrific
scheme. All that the increasingly edgy Teddy and the seriously deranged
occupants of Ashecliffe need are a raging hurricane, hordes of rampaging
rodents, and the sudden return of the slippery, blood-thirsty femme
fatale. Which is undoubtedly what director Martin Scorsese will
give them in his bid to top the unblushing Grand Guignol of “Cape
Fear” and “The Departed.”
A SINGLE MAN
Colin Firth, Julianne Moore, Matthew Goode, Nicholas Hoult, Ginnifer Goodwin, Paulette Lamori
Written and directed by Tom Ford
Perhaps the most moving of all of Christopher Isherwood’s novels, “A Single Man,” published in 1964, focuses on one day in the life of George Falconer, a British professor living in California who is mourning the death of his long-time partner, Jim. Now Tom Ford, a strikingly handsome native of Austin, Texas who moved to Manhattan, came to the conclusion that he was gay one steamy night at Studio 54, and eventually went on to become a fashion heavyweight at the house of Gucci, has fleshed out Isherwood’s story on film.
Colin Firth plays the man in stiff-upper-lip mourning, Julianne Moore is an empathetic American who feels his pain, Matthew Goode’s the gone but not forgotten Jim, and Nicholas Hoult—the lad who made Hugh Grant behave like a grown-up in 2002’s “About a Boy”—plays Kenny, a college student who may have a crush on teacher George.
Opening date to be announced
SPORTS WIDOW:
Reese Witherspoon (Directed by David Mirkin; Written by Elizabeth
Kruger and Craig Shapiro; Universal) Everyone’s favorite legally
blonde cutie might as well be legally dead in this comedy about
a woman whose husband remains totally glued to the tube during the
seemingly endless football season. How to get the big lug’s
attention? Easy! Simply knock his socks off by boning up on all
those tricky gridiron stats. That’s what Lucy would have done
if Desi had been a wannabe jock.
THE STANFORD PRISON
EXPERIMENT: Ryan Phillippe, Channing Tatum, Paul Dano,
Giovanni Ribisi, Charlie Hunnam, Kieran Culkin, Jesse Eisenberg,
Ben McKenzie (Directed by Christopher McQuarrie; Written by Christopher
McQuarrie and Tim Talbott; Icon Entertainmet Intl.) Is it conceivable
that a highly respected doctor/sociologist could set up a faux prison
at a prestigious college--using some student volunteers as prisoners
and others as guards--for the purpose of conducting a serious exploration
of human behavior? Well, you’d better believe it, because
it’s true. Doctor Philip Zimbardo conducted his controversial
study at Stanford University in 1971, and the student role-players
slipped so deeply into character--some of them becoming outrageously
cruel and sexually abusive--that the good doctor had to call a halt
to his campus charade at the halfway mark. Christopher McQuarrie,
the screenwriter who won an Oscar for “The Usual Suspects”
(1995) and reaped positive reviews for his writing and direction
of “The Way of the Gun” (2000), is directing the “The
Stanford Prison Experiment” screenplay that he co-authored
with Tim Talbott.
STATE OF PLAY:
Russell Crowe, Ben
Affleck , Helen Mirren, Rachel McAdams, Robin Wright Penn,
Jason Bateman (Directed by Kevin Macdonald; Written by Matthew Michael
Carnahan and Tony Gilroy; Universal) Brad Pitt and Edward Norton,
who had a jolly, violent time for themselves in “Fight Club,”
were primed for a promising re-match
in this adaptation of Paul Abbott’s hot six-hour British miniseries.
But Pitt thought the rewrite of Matthew Michael
Carnahan's screenplay by Tony Gilroy, Peter Morgan and others was
the pits. So he took a walk. But who needs Brad Pitt when they have
Russell Crowe ready to roll? Here's the deal: Investigating
the death of politician Stephen Collins’ mistress, reporter
Cal McCaffrey (Crowe) discovers evidence
that could prove the slick pol (Affleck)
is guilty of murder. He also discovers the surprisingly potent allure
of Collins’ dumped wife (Robin Wright Penn). Sounds like Kevin
Macdonald, the director of “The Last King of Scotland,”
once again has plenty of explosive stuff to
work with.
STOMPANATO:
Antonio Banderas, Sharon Stone (Directed by Francois Girard; Written
by David Webb Peoples and Janet Peoples; Stonelock Pictures) Lana
Turner and Johnny Stompanato were sweethearts--until the day in
1958 when the screen queen's daughter, Cheryl Crane, stabbed the
hot-tempered gangland figure before he could make an exit from her
mom's Beverly Hills bedroom. (For those with short memories, the
verdict was justifiable homicide). Stone seems a smart choice for
Turner, but Bandera
had better get to work on his American accent--starting yesterday.
No word yet on who will tackle the challenging role of 14-year-old
Cheryl, but if Dakota Fanning is on the list, let us hope she is
toward the bottom.
SUGARLAND:
Jodie Foster, Robert De Niro (Directed by Jodie Foster; Written
by Daniel Barnz and Ned Zeman; Universal) When last seen together
on screen, she was a post-adolescent prostitute and he was a psychotic
cabbie treating her to free rides on the wild side of Manhattan.
That was in Martin Scorsese’s 1976 “Taxi Driver.”
After that memorable bloodbath, Jodie Foster and Robert De Niro
went their separate, Oscar-winning ways. But at long last they are
teamed again, this time in an adaptation of Marie Brenner’s
“In the Kingdom of Big Sugar,” a true story about two
brothers, Alfy and Pepe Fanjul, who were accused of seriously abusing
migrant workers in Florida. Brenner’s gripping account was
published in the February 2001 issue of Vanity Fair. Foster, gutsy
enough to both direct and star in the film, plays a crusading attorney,
and De Niro plays a powerful sugar baron with strong political connections.
To read Guy Flatley's
1973 interview with Robert De Niro, click
here.
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TENDERNESS:
Russel Crowe, Jon Foster, Sophie Traub, Laura Dern, Michael Kelly
(Directed by John Polson; Written by Emil Stern; Lionsgate) A tough-but-sensitive
New York cop (Russell Crowe) tries to achieve the proper balance
in his handling of a moody teen-ager who may have murdered members
of his own family while in an especially bad mood and is now getting
too close for comfort to a runaway 16-year-old (Sophie Traub). The
creepy lad is played by Jon Foster, the under-rated actor who was
excellent as the boy who surrendered his virginity to Kim Basinger
in “The Door in the Floor.” To
read about more new murderpix, click here.
TETRO:
Matt Dillon (Written and directed by Francis
Ford Coppola; American Zoetrope) Matt Dillon, so persuasive playing
radically different characters in the recent “Crash”
and “Factotum,” has yet to achieve the major stardom
predicted for him by so many critics back in 1983, the year he broke
through with magnetic performances in “The Outsiders”
and “Rumble Fish,” both directed by Francis Ford Coppola.
Maybe Dillon will get the attention he deserves when he takes on
the role of one of the more emotionally explosive members of a fiery
family of Italian immigrants pursuing a semblance of calm in Buenos
Aires. And wouldn’t it be thrilling if maestro Coppola soared
to Godfatherly heights again?
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Mickey Rourke, Ray Winstone, Jason Statham, Emmanuelle Chriqui,
Ray Liotta, 50 Cent, Michael Shannon, David Zayas, Ben Gazzara,
Sam Riley (Written and directed by Gela Babluani; Endeavor) The
spoiled-rotten wealthy class--is there no limit to their sense of
entitlement? Evidently not, if we are to judge by the privileged
specimens on display in this Americanization of “13 Tzameti,”
the hardboiled 2005 French thriller that won the grand jury prize
for world cinema at the Sundance Film Festival. Here’s what
the scoundrels do: they gamble bits and pieces of their wealth on
a life-and-death sport played in secrecy, a Russian Roulette-inspired
competition between desperate men who’ve been sneaked out
of prison--as in the case of the character played by Mickey Rourke--or
an insane asylum--as in the psycho played by Ray Winstone. The English-language
adaptation is by Gela Babluani, the writer-director responsible
for the original. So you can’t say he doesn’t have a
feel for this sort of thing. Opening date
to be announced
TRAVELING:
Aaron Eckart (Directed by Brandon Camp; Written by Brandon Camp
and Mike Thompson; Universal) Grief-stricken by the death of his
wife, a man attempts to find relief by describing his feelings on
the printed page. The result catapults him to the top of the best-seller
list and turns him into an instant talk-show sensation. And of course
he becomes a magnet to young women eager to lend cuddly comfort.
Understandably, he is flattered--and turned on--by a particularly
bright and beautiful fellow-participant at an A-list seminar. But
is this celebrity widower really ready to wed again?
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UNTITLED MICHAEL MANN:
Leonardo DiCaprio (Directed by Michael Mann;
Written by John Logan; New Line) Hollywood’s best year ever,
according to many critics and movie buffs, was 1939. MGM’s
release schedule alone included “Gone With the Wind,”
“The Wizard of Oz,” “Ninotchka,” The Women,”
“Goodbye, Mr. Chips” and “Babes in Arms.”
So it seems fitting that much of the scandal-smeared action of this
crime drama takes place on MGM’s Culver City lot during that
golden year. What scandals are we talking about? The juicy ones
that the hard-working private eye played by Leo DiCaprio is being
paid big bucks by MGM and other studios to keep secret from the
press, the public and, if possible, the cops. It sounds like good
not-so-clean fun, so long as the movie doesn’t reveal the
scandalous side of Garbo, Mickey & Judy, or the Munchkins.
UNTITLED WOODY ALLEN:
Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem, Rebecca Hall (Written
and directed by Woody Allen) There was a time when Diane Keaton
was gloriously front and center in nearly every Woody Allen comedy
or drama. A bit later, the same was true of Mia Farrow. Now the
working-with-Woody thing is getting to be a habit with Scarlett
Johansson, whose star turns in his British-lensed “Match Point”
and “Scoop” will be followed by this maybe comedy/maybe
drama which, naturally, does not yet have a title or a story-line
that we can talk about. What we do know is that the Spanish-set
story will be shot in Barcelona and Asturias, and that Woody has
had the good sense to team Scarlett with a pair of Pedro Almodovar’s
finest players--Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem. To
read Guy Flatley’s 1978 Los Angeles Times interview with Woody
Allen, click here.
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WHIP IT!:
Ellen Page (Directed by Drew Barrymore; Written by Shauna Cross;
Mandate Pictures) Who could have imagined that the precious little
angel in “E.T.” would morph into a sexy, down-to-earth
babe in “Charlie’s Angels” and “Charlie’s
Angels: Full Throttle”? And who would have thought the same
little angel would one day take flight and set down not in front
of the camera but behind it? That is precisely what Drew
Barrymore, sole famous survivor of a bigger-than-life theatrical
clan, is about to do. In “Whip It!,” Drew’s directorial
debut, Ellen Page, the “Juno” wonder, will play Bliss,
a tenacious Texan teen determined to race her way to roller derby
glory. The screenplay is by Shauna Cross, a.k.a. to skater buffs
as Maggie Mayhem. Here’s what Page told Variety’s Tatiana
Siegel: "I really admire how Drew constantly challenges herself
as an artist. She's proven herself as an actress and a producer,
and I have no doubt she'll bring great vision and creativity to
the director's chair. I can't wait to kick ass on wheels!"
WHITE JAZZ:
George Clooney (Directed by Joe Carnahan; Written by Joe Carnahan
and Matthew Michael Carnahan; Warner Independent Pictures) Not all
cops are the same. Some are good, and some are bad. Dave Klein (George
Clooney) is a good--well, mostly good--cop making a buck
the scary way on the LAPD vice squad in 1958, and he’s being
set up for a calamitous fall by the
city’s police commissioner, a bad-to-the-core cop if ever
there was one. Will Klein outwit his boss? You can count on it.
Nor would you be wrong to count on a full tank of blood, guts, bullets
and octane in this adaptation of the James Ellroy novel, since writer-director
Joe Carnahan is the man who gave us “Blood, Guts, Bullets
and Octane,” the 1998 cult thriller, as well as 2003’s
police saga “Narc.”
A WOMAN OF NO IMPORTANCE:
Annette Bening, Sienna Miller, Sean
Bean (Directed by Janusz Kaminski; Written by Howard Himelstein;
Myriad Pictures) Suppose you were a proper young lady who had the
misfortune of being seduced and abandoned by a wealthy, unscrupulous
gentleman. What would you do if, years later, your grown-up son
proudly introduced you to his powerful new mentor, a man who--unbeknownst
to the poor bastard--is his own father, the very same creep who
decided to cut and run decades ago? That’s the question Oscar
Wilde wanted Victorian theater-goers
to ponder when he turned out “A Woman of No Importance”
in 1893, and that’s the question screenwriter Howard Himelstein
hopes we’ll struggle with in his update of the play. The question
I’m truly struggling with is, do I really want to sit through
a revamping of Wilde by the man who gave us “A Good Woman,”
the terminally tame version of the witty playwright’s “Lady
Windermere’s Fan”? Quick, somebody stop this man before
he goes completely Wilde!
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