THE WEDDING
DATE
An allegedly sophisticated Manhattan career
girl discovers that the best man at her kid sister’s wedding
in London is the guy who dumped her two years earlier. How does big
sis cope with the humiliation? She cashes in her 401K and hires a
debonair male escort to pose as her steady bedmate.
CAST: Debra Messing, Dermot Mulroney,
Amy Adams, Jack Davenport, Sarah Parish, Jeremy Sheffield, Peter Egan,
Holland Taylor, Kerry Shale, Stephen Lobo
DIRECTOR: Clare Kilner
SCREENWRITER: Dana Fox
“While
attempting to be equal parts ‘Pretty Woman’ and ‘My
Best Friend's Wedding,’ this movie manages to make both of
those earlier efforts seem like stunning cinematic achievements
-- at least they were put together with some forethought, offered
a few honest laughs and contained natural chemistry between their
stars. By contrast, there's nothing about ‘The Wedding Date’
that isn't forced or labored; there's only a stubborn determination
to embrace every cliche and make sure the stars photograph well...Director
Clare Kilner adds nothing to the mix, treating the whole movie as
though a paint-by-numbers exercise is all movie audiences want.”
--Chris Kaltenbach, The Baltimore Sun
“A tossed bouquet full of dead flowers and bad jokes that
belongs in the nearest trash receptacle...It's weakly conceived
and blandly executed, wasteful of its cast's talent and our time...‘Wedding
Date’ is neither good art, good entertainment nor even good
trash.” --Michael Wilmington, Chicago
Tribune
“‘Pretty Woman’ this ain't, but it's a relatively
harmless (and thankfully, not entirely laughless) trifle basically
aimed at the white sorority-girl crowd as background noise for their
own bachelorette parties...With curled upper lip and baritone voice,
Mulroney appears to be channeling Sylvester Stallone. He parades
around naked to get her attention, demonstrating man's next most-crass
assumption: Once she sees the goods, she'll never be able to resist.”
--Peter Debruge, Premiere
“A witless, stale and half-hearted rehash of cliches borrowed
from the likes of ‘The Wedding Planner,’ ‘The
Wedding Singer’ and ‘Four Weddings and a Funeral,’
this pathetic, alleged comedy certainly wasn't improved by clueless
direction by Clare Kilner...Nor does it help matters that the bored
leading man (Dermot Mulroney, desperate for a paycheck) looks as
if he'd rather be undergoing root canal -- and the game Messing
is unflatteringly photographed in an eyeball-gougingly ugly series
of outfits.” --Lou Lumenick, The New
York Post
“If there’s any doubt that the beginning of the year
is Hollywood's Bad Movie Offload Season, ‘The Wedding Date’
seals it like a 13-carat rock on your ring finger...Never did a
movie act like it was romantic and magical with less evidence. This
movie is all pretty faces and six-pack abs, but no characters. All
surface and no soul. Come to think of it, the surface isn't so darned
hot either.” --Desson Thomson, The Washington
Post
“Director Clare Kilner seems to prefer clumsily assembled
montages pasted to bad pop songs over actual storytelling...The
cast seems discouraged from doing anything witty or madcap -- especially
the movie's star, who looks lost, ordinary, and more than a little
sorry. Messing should know this is precisely the kind of movie Grace
would ridicule Will for dragging her to see.” --Wesley
Morris, Boston Globe
“The movie goes wrong from the start by simply throwing us
into the action and asking us to identify with Messing's desperate
scheme. Hiring a gigolo wouldn't be something she'd want to come
up in, say, her confirmation hearing for secretary of state....Messing
has the vulnerability for the role, but she doesn't get any help,
and it's painful to watch her flail. In fact, it's hard to see how
anyone even agreed to sign on for the picture.” --Mike
Clark, USA Today
"‘The Wedding Date’ is a movie of utter inconsequence
-- a cinematic Listerine Strip that evaporates from the brain before
you even get your popcorn tub to the trash...There are a few mild
chuckles to be had here, if not any actual jokes...But as you watch
a limo full of drunk thirtysomething women yelling ‘Wooo!,’
the overwhelming sense is that of a genre wheezing its last.”
--M.E. Russell, The Oregonian
“‘The Wedding Date’ is the perfect movie for those
whose only desire is to see Debra Messing look winsome or Dermot
Mulroney appear hunky. The rest of us are going to find this inert
romantic comedy seriously wanting...So many body parts from other
engineered romantic comedies have been crudely harvested and stitched
together in the making of this weird robotic lark that ‘Maid
of Honor of Frankenstein’ might be more useful a nickname.”
--Lisa Schwarzbaum, Entertainment Weekly
“A routine romantic comedy, with no surprises, the type of
film they've been making forever...The only real question is whether
the stars, Debra Messing and Dermot Mulroney, are pleasing to watch.
They are...a fairly mediocre film, not nearly as funny as it should
be, nor as heartfelt. On the plus side, it's only 85 minutes long
and isn't boring. On the downside, it has an intrusive pop soundtrack
and a screenplay full of fake conflicts.” --Mick
LaSalle, San Francisco Chroicle
“‘The Wedding Date’ struggles from beginning to
end to capture the charm and ebullience of ‘Four Weddings,’
Mike Newell's 1994 film about bad timing and a British-American
romance. The new movie's effort is mostly unsuccessful, but there
are bright spots....the various scenes' charms would be far more
enjoyable if the movie weren't so in love with its own supposed
cuteness.” --Anita Gates, The New York
Times
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