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TERMINATOR 3: RISE
OF THE MACHINES
A cyborg with bulging biceps and a pronounced
Austrian accent is determined to save the hide of young John Connor,
the moody may-be savior of an endangered species.
CAST: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl, Claire Danes, Kristanna
Loken, Mark Famiglietti, Mark Hicks
DIRECTOR: Jonathan Mostow
"Terminator
3 is essentially a B movie, content to be loud, dumb and obvious,
and to leave the Great Ideas to bona fide public intellectuals like
Keanu Reeves and the Hulk. Mr. Schwarzenegger, whose main contribution
to American culture has been inspiring wicked parodies on Saturday
Night Live and The Simpsons, acts (if you can
call it that) with his usual leaden whimsy, manifesting the gift
for uttering hard-to-forget, meaningless catchphrases that is most
likely the wellspring of his blossoming reported desire to seek
elective office in California
He also says, You're terminated
to his robot rival, perhaps testing out a slogan intended for poor
Gray Davis." --A.O. Scott, The New York Times
"Please, please contribute to Arnold Schwarzenegger's gubernatorial
campaign -- it may be the only way to stop another sequel as pointless
and mind-numbing as Terminator 3, the most instantly
forgettable so far of this summer's $200 million (or so) disposable
blockbusters
Mostow can't do much with this wiggy script, short
of trying to distract us with a nonstop demolition derby, including
a chase with a crane truck and a truly ludicrous scene in which
the Terminator and TX smash urinals over each other's heads."
--Lou Lumenick, The New York Post
"Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines is a $150 million
wreck-creational vehicle
Is there a story behind all the carnage?
Well, looking for one is rather like hunting daffodils on the dirt
floor of a demolition derby arena as monster trucks grind each other
to fragments and the stench of diesel, 10W40 and testosterone befogs
your glasses and inflames your nasal passages. But yes, I believe
that at certain moments in all the fun, a story may be identified.
Too bad it's not a new one
If it's not the classic piece of
sinew and gristle that The Terminator was, it's at least
a solidly professional attempt and a pretty good summer movie in
the bargain." --Stephen Hunter, The Washington Post
"With 40-year-old Demi Moore going bod-to-bod with Cameron
Diaz in a bikini in the terrible new Charlie's Angels
picture, and the 55-year-old Schwarzenegger showing off his rock-hard
gluteals, it's been a banner year for personal trainers and plastic
surgeons
Three quarters of T3 consists of the heroes being chased
in cars, SUVs, fire trucks, helicoptersand what is there to
say? Mostow and his team do a fine job of demolishing vehicles,
trashing buildings, and blowing things up real good
I found
it tiresome and witless and numbingly repetitive." --David
Edelstein, Slate
"The
good news is that Schwarzenegger is more entertaining than ever
as the Terminator T-101 cyborg...Mostow, a much better actor's director
than James Cameron (who did the first two Terminator
movies), keeps Schwarzenegger clicking and clacking on parallel
tracks. He's both a cyborg in mission mode and a performer who knows
himself and his audience so well that he can suggest a self-aware
wit without succumbing to self-parody
Mostow is equally adroit
with Loken (above), whose entrance in a Beverly Hills shop window
has a magical rustle to it
Loken doesn't overdo the sadistic
witch stuff; she has a sneaky smile that makes her seem, oh, just
homicidally mischievous." --Michael Sragow, The Baltimore Sun
"T3 is strikingly similar to T2 and
T, reflecting Hollywood's reluctance to tamper with
a hit series. The only real novelty this time is the gender twist
added to the central conflict, with a male hero menaced by a female
android
.Kristanna Loken is formidable as the Terminatrix,
whose hands turn into scary weapons. Suspense specialist Jonathan
Mostow keeps the story moving just fast enough to keep you from
realizing how nonsensical it is." --David Sterritt, The Christian
Science Monitor
"Like
its star, Arnold Schwarzenegger, who at this point seems to be preserved
in acrylic, T3 is so petrified by its predecessors'
conventions that it moves a little like the Terminator himself,
with monstrous rigidity and stiff-legged deliberation
Stahl
is an adequate, if decidedly uncharismatic, hero
It's hard
to determine if Danes (above) is impersonating Fay Wray in King
Kong or Kate Capshaw in Indiana Jones, but it
isn't pleasant. Neither is the misogynistic/homophobic subtexts
that seem to be peeking out of the woodwork
As the unstoppable
(almost) TX -- or Terminatrix -- Kristanna Loken is
hard-shell beautiful, cruelly homicidal and her demise seems such
a metaphorical reduction of woman as consuming she-beast that you
wonder just what Warner Bros. thinks will motivate the 18-to-35
male demographic for which T3 is custom-fit." --John
Anderson, Newsday
"Schwarzenegger still has enough moxie in him for at least
one last hurrah before possibly heeding the siren song of public
service. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and its
story of the 101's battle to stay competitive with the newest model
assassin, the sexy T-X (Kristanna Loken), fills that bill quite
nicely. An expertly paced and efficient sci-fi thrill machine, T3
effectively marries impressive action sequences with persuasive
storytelling and its star's uniquely appealing style of No
drama as in no reaction, no expression, no emotion of any
kind
T3's greatest accomplishment may be the simple
ability to make us worry about its characters, the way it allows
us to feel that the people being chased are in actual danger."
--Kenneth Turan, The Los Angeles Times
"In Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, the battle-scarred
Schwarzenegger, once Hollywood's favorite special effect, has against
all odds transformed into an old-fashioned underdog of imposing
flesh, brute force and relentless drive holding his own in the face
of the digital paintbox of modern effects
in a summer of comic
book super-operas dense with psychological torment and sprawling
well over two hours, the unpretentious efficiency of Terminator
3: Rise of the Machines is refreshing." --Sean Axmaker,
Seattle Post-Intelligencer
" Is Terminator 3 a skillful piece of work? Indeed.
Will it entertain the Friday night action crowd? You bet. Does it
tease and intrigue us like the earlier films did? Not really. Among
recent sci-fi pictures, Hulk is in the tradition of
science fiction that concerns ideas and personalities, and Terminator
3 is dumbed down for the multiplex hordes." --Roger Ebert,
Chicago Sun-Times
"Fittingly,
the T-X (Kristanna Loken) shows up first in a Beverly Hills boutique
windowand assumes a glacé supermodel guise. (To judge from
this movie, the future is already here; T-X looks indistinguishable
from every other woman on Rodeo Drive)
I dont mind the
movies retro-ness, but I wish Mostow didnt take pulp
so seriously. His two young co-stars, played by Nick Stahl (above)
and Claire Danes as future resistance leaders and chief targets
of T-X, have a worried intensity one rarely sees this side of the
daytime soaps. More throwaway gags would have helped." --Peter
Rainer, New York Magazine
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