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THE ITALIAN JOB
An intricate gold heist in Venice goes
off swimmingly until a member of the criminal crew turns greedy
and homicidal. A survivor of the betrayal later seeks revenge in
Los Angeles.
CAST: Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron, Edward Norton,
Seth Green, Jason Statham, Donald Sutherland, Christina Cabot, Mos
Def, Franky G.
DIRECTOR: Directed by F. Gary Gray
"If
this sleek, ticking remake of the 1969 film starring Michael Caine
and Noël Coward follows the conventions of the genre without
major deviations, it still puts together the familiar elements with
an impressive skill and considerable wit. With its impeccable timing,
steady kinetic drive and superbly choreographed chase sequences
through the canals of Venice and the streets of Los Angeles, the
movie, directed by F. Gary Gray, feels like a smooth, exciting whoosh
down a ski slope
Charlie is Mr. Wahlberg's latest attempt to
present himself as a contemporary James Cagney-like hybrid of action
hero and leading man, and once again this pug-faced actor falls
short...He simply lacks the charisma of a credible ringleader and
displays little passion, even when riled." --Stephen Holden,
The New York Times
"Watching The Italian Job in a theater makes you
long for a fast-forward button -- to skip past 90 eyeball-glazing
minutes of generic caper plotting and cut to the chase, as it were
The
Italian Job is a very loose remake of a far superior 1969
British film
increasingly wooden Mark Wahlberg, who has Caine's
old role, is no more successful here than he was following in Cary
Grant's footsteps in the Charade remake, The Truth
About Charlie
Wahlberg has no chemistry at all with romantic
interest Charlize Theron
Edward Norton, wearing a Sean Penn
mustache and a bored expression throughout as the nominal villain,
is also along for the caper -- and it's painfully obvious he was
forced to make this film to fulfill a contractual obligation."
--Lou Lumenick, The New York Post
"It's a remake, of a tolerable but insignificant 1969 English
caper comedy: Why bother?
The Italian Job is a pandering,
debased, generic little nothing of a movie. And I'm still trying
to figure out why I loved it so inordinately
One reason is
that after The Matrix Reloaded's ugly sets and long,
shapeless chase scenes, it feels terrific to be back in a miniin
all senses. Directed by F. Gary Gray, this is a snazzy piece of
filmmaking: fluid but wittily syncopated; stylish without appearing
to expend undue effort
the whole cast appears unusually relaxed
and inventive for such a formula picture
It's a sad commentary
when a basically synthetic product like The Italian Job
feels more real than anything else in the multiplex." --David
Edelstein, Slate
"When you go to see The Italian Job, you are entering
a substance-free zone. This movie has no ideas, no insights, no
content and no real performances. That's why it's so cool. It's
pretty much, to paraphrase Hemingway on the subject of a racehorse,
nothing but run. It starts running, and it never stops running.
The running is highly amusing, particularly when the runners are
a trio of ultra-cute Mini Coopers driven by a trio of ultra-cute
mini-humans: Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron and Jason Statham. See
the pretty little people in the pretty little cars go bumpa-bumpa-bumpa.
That's it
Mark Wahlberg has the texture and density of a spritz
of atomized water. Why is this boy a movie star? Beats me. Ever
since he stopped playing marginal grifters and maniacs, he's all
but disappeared, even though his roles get bigger and bigger. In
his last film he stood in for Cary Grant, and in this one he's standing
in for Michael Caine. The score: Grant 1, Caine 1, Wahlberg 0."
--Stephen Hunter, The Washington Post
"There's never more than one level to the plotting at any moment,
and the dialogue is used to fill far too much time. The heists themselves
never generate much tension; they're more about showing off than
creating suspense
Statham has a naturally rugged comic presence
and Green knows how to put a spin on weak dialogue. Wahlberg is
stuck mouthing heist-movie banalities to a determined-looking Theron.
And even Norton can't rise above his cliched bad guy." --Marshall
Fine, The Journal News
"An elaborate techno-heist thriller, The Italian Job
features some spectacular chase scenes, but for a change, the people
doing the chasing are also worth watching. Its rare in this
Jerry Bruckheimer era of slam-bang pyrotechnics that an action picture
offers up characterizations that are more than just vanity poses
Gray
keeps the explicit violence to a minimum, and this, too, is a rarity
in the genre these days
By far the most captivating crook is
Seth Greens Lyle, who turns the generic role of computer-nerd
genius into a comic tour de force
Its a real switch:
Instead of enduring the character stuff until we return to the action,
we wait for the chases to be over so that we can get back to the
people." --Peter Rainer, New York Magazine
"The predictably mismatched cast of glamorous actors (boring
blank Mark Wahlbergs alleged mastermind; Ed Nortons
sullen second-in-command; Donald Suthlerlands kindly, clearly
doomed mentor; Charlize Therons improbably shapely safecracker;
Guy Ritchie vet Jason Stathams hostile, womanizing wheel-man;
a half-deaf explosives expert played, appropriately, by Mos Def)
is competent enough. But after a while, you start wondering when
the stars will show up." --Matt Zoller Seitz, New York Press
"Gray's Italian Job is a slicker, faster-paced,
high-tech upgrade that lifts the sprightly spirit and the main action
set piece from the original while developing its own twists and
a new ending that, though a bit too pat and eager to please, is
a vast improvement
If BMW, the maker of the Mini, needs more
sales inspiration, there's the repeated sight of Theron gracefully
maneuvering her mile-long legs in and out of one of the cars. It's
either an optical illusion or the finest acting Theron has ever
done." --Jack Mathews, The New York Daily News
"This new version has it all over the original. Writers Donna
Powers and Wayne Powers imaginatively rework Troy Kennedy Martin's
screenplay for the original film to create a fast and furious action-adventure
The
film's big plus is that its director, F. Gary Gray, takes a relaxed,
light touch with the proceedings while keeping it all moving briskly.
The filmmakers allow the gang members to emerge as very likable,
distinctive personalities, easy to root for
The Italian
Job is clearly one of the summer's smarter, more sophisticated
big-scale entertainments." --Kevin Thomas, The Los Angeles
Times
"Screenwriting couple Donna and Wayne Powers have managed to
downgrade what was only a half-decent 1969 crime flick to begin
with
The Italian Job works most effectively as
a glamorous advertisement for the lavishly showcased BMW MINIs and
Dell laptops, which conspire to thwart the spidery Los Angeles infrastructure."
--Jan Stuart, Newsday
"Heist movies have become all the rage of late, and The
Italian Job is one of the best
The selling point here
is the brio with which director F. Gary Gray approaches the story,
and the adrenaline that keeps you gripping the seat while watching
Most
fun to watch (because they're clearly having the most fun onscreen)
are Seth Green as a computer nerd with an unlikely score to settle
and Jason Statham as a getaway driver as obsessed with the ladies
as he is with the gold." --Chris Kaltenbach, The Baltimore
Sun
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