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HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE
A senior-junior odd couple of detectives
does its bumbling best to solve a messy hip-hop murder mystery.
CAST:Harrison Ford, Josh Hartnett, Keith David, Lena Olin, Vyshonne
Miller, Master P, Jamison Jones, Martin Landau, Lolita Davidovich,
K.D. Aubert, Lou Diamond Phillips, Bruce Greenwood, Tom Todoroff,
Gladys Knight, Kurupt, Dwight Yoakam, Isaiah Washington, Eric Idle
DIRECTOR: Ron Shelton
"Harrison
Ford plays Joe Gavilan, a veteran Los Angeles detective with money
troubles, three ex-wives and a goofy, undisciplined young partner
He
slips into the role as if it were a pair of well-worn loafers, the
left inherited from Peter Falk, the right from Clint Eastwood, and
then proceeds, with wry nonchalance, to tap-dance, shuffle and pirouette
through his loosest, wittiest performance in years
Mr. Hartnett
matches Mr. Ford's shambling irritability with a smooth, deceptive
sweetness
the plot is not really the point. It is, instead,
the hammered together frame that contains a motley collage of riffs,
sketches and variations on some of Mr. Shelton's favorite themes,
including the absurdity and nobility of manhood, the sex appeal
of mature women and the varieties of interracial and intergenerational
misunderstanding." --A.O. Scott, The New York Times
"It's a humiliating comedown for Ford, and he looks creaky
and grumpy, obviously aware that he is miscast and dreading every
scene
In indignity's finest hour, the movie seats the lanky
action hero on a little girl's bicycle with a flower basket on the
handlebars during the climactic chase scene
Hollywood
Homicide concludes with one of the most exhausting chase scenes
on film, a shapeless, endless montage with a brutal payoff involving
a Dumpster. The name of the disposal company? Hollywood Waste.
Indeed. --Jami Bernard, The New York Daily News
"The director, Ron Shelton (Bull Durham, Tin
Cup), and his star, Harrison Ford, prove that all you need
to revitalize shootouts, interrogation and forensics -- the narrative
paraphernalia played for tired chills and bad jokes on most TV police
shows -- is the talent (and willingness) to go all the way with
sharp, eccentric characters
Ford is sensational as Joe Gavilan,
a veteran homicide detective
Ford gives what used to be called
an old pro performance, except that it's actually the
performance of a pro in his prime. Josh Hartnett's K.C. Calden provides
the perfect counterpoint." --Michael Sragow, The Baltimore
Sun
"There's little action in this snail-paced bore, you'll need
a high-powered magnifying glass to spot the comedy and the buddies
have about as much chemistry as a pair of wet socks
Poor Josh
Hartnett has the unlucky task of playing straight man to Ford, as
the elder statesman makes a stab at flat-out comedy -- and falls
woefully short, relying heavily on the smirk-cum-grimace he's bestowed
upon characters from Han Solo on
the so-called humor in Hollywood
Homicide relies heavily on making Ford look foolish by sending
up his aging action-hero persona. You'll merely feel embarrassed
for him when he sets out in hot pursuit on a pink child's bicycle
or makes a pre-coital quip to Ruby: If I take my gingko, I
can remember where I put the Viagra." --Megan Lehmann,
The New York Post
"
a soup-to-nuts police procedural with more C-level cameos
than borrowed plotlines
the newer, softer, human Ford (sense
of humor, actual moving parts) brings to mind a line once written
about a particularly prickly baseball player who'd suddenly softened
as retirement neared: He learned to say hello when it was
time to say goodbye. That Ford, Hollywood's resident giant
sequoia, would suddenly turn witty seems like the desperate act
of a desperate man." --John Anderson, Newsday
"Its been a long timeyou have to go back to Star
Wars and the Indiana Jones movies, actuallysince Ford
has seen fit to unclamp his jaw and be loosey-goosey. Hes
not entirely at home with comedy anymore, but at least hes
trying. Otherwise, the movie, which co-stars the staunchly dull
Josh Hartnett as Fords partner, is a frustrating blend of
the sharply funny and the ploddingly generic" --Peter Rainer,
New York Magazine
"There's no joy in watching sturdy entertainers like Ford and
Shelton stumble; it's particularly painful since directors tend
to suffer for their mistakes more than stars
Given Shelton's
MO as a good movie guy, it's the sour, churlish vibe that makes
Hollywood Homicide a disappointment. The parade of lazy
Los Angeles jokes about yoga babes, hip-hop, cops and doughnuts
might be tolerable if the actors didn't seem so uneasy, almost reluctant
delivering them
Part of Ford's appeal is that he never comes
off as interested in being a star, caught up in any of its attendant
glamorous hooey. The problem is he doesn't seem deeply interested
in being an actor either." --Manohla Dargis, The Los Angeles
Times
"One of the pleasures of Hollywood Homicide is
that it's more interested in its two goofy cops than in the murder
plot; their dialogue redeems otherwise standard scenes
Ford
just gets better, more distilled, more laconic and more gruffly
likeable, year after year." --Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times
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