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CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE
CAST: Jet Li, DMX, Anthony Anderson, Kelly Hu, Tom
Arnold, Mark Dacascos, Paige Hurd, Gabrielle Union
DIRECTOR: Andrzej Bartkowiak
"
Cradle 2 the Grave is Jet Li-propelled. But the martial
artiste's elegant acrobatics are about all this hackneyed hooey
has to offer. Basically, it's just another sappy odd-couple movie
in which the unlikely partners prevent a smirky, evil foreigner
in a sharp suit from destroying the universe
The witless, malingering
plot makes not a lick of sense
The story has been plumbed solely
to provide as many fight scenes, car chases and elaborate stunts
as possible
Gabrielle Union, the star of Deliver Us From
Eva, is just plain abused." --Rita Kempley, The Washington
Post
" Cradle 2 the Grave is a violent, dumb, offensive
mess, a train wreck that stitches together one adrenaline-gushing
action sequence after another in ways having nothing to do with
logic or common sense and everything to do with a director who knows
only one rule: Keep it moving
It's also shamelessly formulaic,
without an actor or even a thought that wasn't chosen on the basis
of some demographic study
And for good measure, make the title
cutting-edge cool by using the number 2 in it instead
of the word to. Kids love that stuff." --Chris
Kaltenbach, The Baltimore Sun
"More bread and circuses from Joel Silver, the prolific producer
of high-end thrillers like The Matrix and low-end junk
like Swordfish. Into the latter category toss Cradle
2 the Grave, a noisy, noisome and grammatically incorrect
Los Angeles-based thriller that finds martial arts maestro Jet Li,
as a Taiwanese government agent named Su, playing second banana
to hip-hop's DMX
Li can kick, punch, slap and leap his way
out of any ugly situation, but he's rarely given the chance in Cradle
2 the Grave
With so little trust and even less dialogue
to back him up, it's no wonder Li rarely takes his left hand out
of his pants pocket. His fists aren't furious; they're on strike."
--Manohla Dargis, The Los Angeles Times
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a movie that has the flailing momentum of a defective
action toy run amok
In teaming Mr. Li with the rapper DMX,
Mr. Bartkowiak perpetuates the unwieldy generic hybrid he helped
invent in which chest-beating hip-hop attitude fuses with airy kung-fu
magic." --Stephen Holden, The New York Times
" Cradle 2 the Grave is a tad more complicated
than it needs to be, considering the story is merely something to
justify the action sequences, which aren't as spectacular as this
sort of film needs. Viewers need their minds blown with stunts,
and that never happens here. Somehow, rapper DMX leading police
on a chase while navigating an all-terrain vehicle doesn't cut it
Audiences
should exit this one with a big, collective yawn." --Kevin
C. Johnson, Saint Louis Post-Dispatch
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