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CHARLIES ANGELS:
FULL THROTTLE
The intrepid, scantily clad trio battles
heroically to shield participants in the F.B.I.s Witness Protection
Program from exposure.
CAST: Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Demi Moore, Bernie
Mac, Justin Theroux, Robert Patrick, Luke Wilson, Matt LeBlanc,
Crispin Glover, John Cleese, Shia LaBeouf, Ashley Olsen, Mary-Kate
Olsen, Jaclyn Smith, The Voice of John Forsythe
DIRECTOR: McG
''Charlie's
Angels: Full Throttle is less a movie than some misguided
hybrid of Maxim magazine and a videogame: mindless action mixed
with soft-core titillation, geared to the short attention span
The
film's best special effect? The medically redesigned Demi Moore
in a bikini. (Otherwise, she walks through the film with an expression
that says, They're really paying me for this?)
Any
movie that wastes the considerable comedic talent of Bernie Mac
(while trying to emphasize the virtually nonexistent skills of Drew
Barrymore) should be considered a crime against nature." --Marshall
Fine, The Journal News
"As insistent as it is skillful
and it is very skillful it does all it can to pound you into
enjoying yourself. The result is rather like being force-fed a meal
of your favorite foods by the Terminator
This film's accomplishments
may be formidable, but they're also unavoidably slick, mechanical
and not a little cold. No matter how frequently Angels Alex (Lucy
Liu), Dylan (Drew Barrymore) and Natalie (Cameron Diaz) ostentatiously
throw back their heads and roar with delight, their film feels removed
from any genuine pleasure. In a word, its thrills are joyless, its
laughter hollow
It's all supposed to be good fun, but why does
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle feel like it's throttling
the audience, choking the life out of simple entertainment by trying
so hard to make pleasure a business?" --Kenneth Turan, The
Los Angeles Times
"If Maxim made a movie, it might well turn
out like the proudly airheaded, incoherent, endlessly pandering
-- yet fitfully entertaining Charlie's Angels: Full
Throttle
This is a flick whose concept of female empowerment
is one of the scantily clad Angels stealing a security pass while
giving its owner a lap dance -- while another Angel does a pole
dance as an added distraction
What passes for character development
here is when one of its villains -- played by a frightfully stiff
if spectacularly preserved (or reconstructed) Demi Moore -- suddenly,
out of nowhere, lasciviously licks one of the Angel's faces."
--Lou Lumenick, The New York Post
"Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is like eating
a bowl of Honeycomb drenched in Red Bull a dizzying mouthful
of unabashed silliness that leads to an equally precipitous crash
once the buzz wears off after the film's first hour
Charlie's
Angels: Full Throttle is like digging through the world's
grooviest thrift store treasures; even rummaging pirates won't care
if the booty is on duty." --Elvis Mitchell, The New York Times
"The charm of Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is
spread like an even tan over a series of full-bore, semi-erotic
action sequences that are as exciting as they are ridiculous. This
heavenly sequel is infused with an irresistibly joyous spirit that
simply cannot be faked." --Jami Bernard, The New York Daily
News
"Action
figures with figures: You can fit the appeal of the Charlie's Angels
series in a cracked nutshell. But Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
is so hyperactive, disjointed and downright foolish, you can't even
appreciate the pulchritude
What's the point of whipping these
beauties into fighting trim if the action is so tricked up they
might as well be computer-generated? Of course, when Demi Moore
turns up in her flagrant bid for a comeback as a fallen Angel, she
isn't so much computer-generated as machine-tooled; all the inviting
furriness and fuzziness of her first stint as a movie star has been
burned away for that instant-cliche terminatrix look
Charlie's
Angels: Full Throttle isn't a full-bodied comedy, and it isn't
a bona fide action movie, either. It just makes a facetious spectacle
of itself." --Michael Sragow, The Baltimore Sun
"Director McG (of the previous Angels movie) is
a sponge: Everything you see, you've seen before, whether it was
directed by Steven Spielberg or was burped out of a video game.
What the sometimes Joseph McGinty Nichol brings to the party is
essentially a belief that less self-restraint is more
Full
Throttle has a loose grip on reality/ gravity and a great
sense of humor. It also has Diaz, who is a truly gifted physical
comedian
If there's a drag on this balloon, it's Demi Moore,
making her first film appearance since the lamentable G.I.
Jane
Moore has great abs but is so humorless, and the
treatment of her is so adoring (the Beach Boys trill as the slo-mo
camera lingers), she's like someone's ex showing up at his/her wedding."
--John Anderson, Newsday
"Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is as bogus as
an inflatable bra, indicating a film franchise that is already running
short of ideas. It takes all that was fun about the frothy original
and cranks it up to full volume and warp speed, assisted by computer
gimmicks that strip away any semblance of reality
Demi Moore
is Madison Lee, an ex-Angel gone bad, whose bikini-clad bod demonstrates
what $400,000 worth of cosmetic surgery buys
It gets to the
point where it seems the whole purpose of the exercise is to have
Diaz, Barrymore and Liu play dress-up and act out their favourite
movie moments." --Peter Howell, Toronto Star
"It's flashy, it's often funny, and it resembles a movie so
much that soon it demands something resembling motivation, character,
a plot, anything to explain the seemingly arbitrary connections
between the stunts and the skits
What's left is kinetically
dazzling and utterly nonsensical, a self-aware caricature of an
action movie. McG is simply too cool to take any of it seriously,
and too dazzled by the noise, the music and the empty spectacle
to realize that the joke is on him." --Sean Axmaker, Seattle
Post-Intelligencer
"Like
the 2000 picture, Full Throttle was directed by the
filmmaker called McG, who speaks with pride of his background in
the world of commercials and music videos. That's certainly a good
training ground for movies like this, where what counts isn't the
meanings or emotions of the story, just the moment-by-moment impact
of each flashy shot. He's done his job with energy to spare, if
little in the way of artistry
All of the actresses are fun
to watch, and as much attention appears to have been lavished on
their outfits and hairdos as on their high-flying fight scenes."
--David Sterritt, The Christian Science Monitor
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