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AGENT CODY BANKS
Cool yet nerdy teenage spy-recruit
Cody Banks gets a challenging assignment from a gorgeous, oversexed
CIA "handler," and the kid comes sailing through. Sort
of.
CAST: Frankie Muniz, Hilary Duff, Angie Harmon, Cynthia Stevenson,
Martin Donovan
DIRECTOR: Harald Zwart
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Harmon mentors Muniz
A very special training
day
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"Agent Cody Banks," a trite and overlong
007 adventure for the junior high crowd, scarcely strays from the
formula that adolescent males of all ages find so alluring: Dapper
spy, equipped with the latest in supercool gizmos, outwits megalomaniac
obsessed with world domination
The accouterments include such
musts of the genre as hot chicks and even hotter wheels, ear-damaging
explosions and Xtreme stunts
Sorely lacking in suspense, humor
or originality, Agent Cody Banks aspires to the lowest
rung of the peanut gallery. If you only live twice, spend both lifetimes
avoiding it." --Rita Kempley, The Washington Post
"Imagine James Bond as a suburban American 15-year-old,
and you have Agent Cody Banks, a high-speed, high-tech
kiddie thriller that's kinda cute but sorta relentless
It has
a lot of skill and energy, but its wit is more predictable and less
delightful. It's a well-made movie, to be sure, and will probably
entertain its target audience." --Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times
"This Frankenfilm comes lumbering out of the laboratory of
the Danish director Harald Zwart, any trace of personality surgically
removed and replaced by a fully road-tested cliché
Some
of the violence here feels uncomfortably authentic; a greater element
of fantasy and playfulness would have defused it." --Dave Kehr,
The New York Times
"It's either the shrewdest of conceits or the
most cynical of ploys: Agent Cody Banks puts typically
juvenile spy jinks (Vin Diesel-tested maneuvers like driving dangerously
for no good reason and ogling girls with X-ray glasses) back where
they belong: in the hands of a qualified juvenile
one has to
wonder whether tutoring tweens in the objectification of women (including
Angie Harmon as Cody's den mother-cum-dominatrix boss) is acceptable
collateral damage." --Scott Brown, Entertainment Weekly
"The moral--and the term is used loosely--of Agent Cody
Banks, a lackadaisical spy movie starring the increasingly
irritating Frankie Muniz as a teenage CIA agent, is that adults
shouldn't underestimate the intelligence of kids. Well, guess what--that's
exactly what director Harald Zwart is guilty of, with this illogical,
thrown-together claptrap
The cheap-looking special effects,
embarrassingly clunky attempts at humor and one-dimensional characters
are bad enough, but the PG-rated movie's most offensive crime is
its uncomfortably lewd interactions between adults and kids."
--Megan Lehmann, The New York Post
"At last, an action picture not aimed entirely
at 14-year-old boys! Agent Cody Banks should thrill
15-year-old boys, too
the repetitious script--cobbled together
by no fewer than five writers--shows interest in nothing beyond
action-centered plot gimmicks and tame romantic shenanigans
I'm sure it will earn a small fortune in its first weekend or two,
and be on DVD counters everywhere in plenty of time for summer vacation."
--David Sterritt, The Christian Science Monitor
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